Yeah as usual I suck but untill i'm a donor I have no organization..

TOAST! by flipynif1 4-23-05

Dad where does toast come from? The toaster son! No seriously, I put a piece of bread in there and toast came out, where did the toast come from? The toaster cooks the bread and it becomes toast son. Dad...I'm gonna count to three..

Sour Cream! by flipynif1 4-23-05

Mom, why does sour cream have an expiration date? Uh...Why do YOU think it does son? *nervous laughter* Well? Is that the phone next door? *CLACK CLACK* It's huntin season...

French/English by flipynif1 4-23-05

Baby brother, when french people swear do they say pardon my English? Cooo BBBBBWAAA SQUEEL I asked you a question.. *poops* Nap TIME! *BOOM*

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I dumb :D