...and here is your chance to prove it.

Carrying on from a conversation in another thread, in which Gabe was wondering just what had fallen out of his brain to make room for all the shit that seems to accumulate in there, please list all of the things you can think of that mark you as a colossal geek. I'll start, shall I?

- Encyclopaedic knowledge of Doctor Who actors, companions, storylines, and serial titles.

- Parrot-like ability to recite a huge amount of Monty Python, Goon Show, The Princess Bride, Doug Anthony All Stars, Tripod, and many other comedy acts and films.

- My favourite long-distance driving game is a thing I call "Horror Movie Challenge", in which people in the car mention an actor, and I do the six-degrees thing (movies and actors only) to link them to a horror movie via the shortest path possible. As the game goes on, I am not allowed to use the same chains of actors and movies more than once, so it gets harder and harder.

- A fairly thorough knowledge of horror movies, and their casts and directors, obviously.

- A shitload of other movie trivia, including special effects people and the techniques they use (Harryhausen and Savini are living GODS!).

- Linguistics. I don't just study it, I live it. If you don't like it, I have a voiceless interlabial trill for you. *razz*

That will do for now, I think. Please, join me and embarrass yourself as well.

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I find geeks sexy. This thread is going to get me hot.

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Damn, she saw through my cunning plan!

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We're a punning clan.

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And some of us are cunning linguists.

I don't know as I'm colossal...

The only reasons I try to learn languages are when some form or entertainment I'm into is in a different one. For instance, I studied Japanese freelance style for 5 years because of an anime/import video game hobby. Right now, I think I would like to learn Swedish just because Vintersorg's music is so damn cool.

Mmmm... I'm trying to splice together pieces of voice acting from Resident Evil into something totally perverse.

At one point, I had Monty Python and the Holy Grail memorized line by line.

I'll think of more eventually, I'm sure of it.

I forgot what I said before but I'll say it again.

- I've seen the Star Wars Trilogy so much that I have it memorized.

- My favorite books are Dune, Foundation, The Martian Chronicles, Rama, and The Terminal Man.

- I am the only person I know so far who has read all 6 of the original Dune series and the 2 new ones by B Herbert and K.J.A.(which suck by the way)

- I have read almost every Star Wars book for the Expanded Star Wars Universe(some of the ones I missed are the new ones, the Han Solo and Lando Calrisian Adventures, The Splinter of the Mind's Eye, and a few others)

- I've read all the Redwall books from Redwall to Marlfox(the new ones are never out in paperback.

- I've seen many of the newer Jackie Chan movies intentionally(the only older one I saw was Dragon Fist), Police Story, PS2 PS3, First Strike, Supercop, Rumble In the Bronx, Crime Story, Shanghi Noon, Who am I, Rush Hour, Mr. Nice Guy, Drunken Master II, Miracles.(My favorite Martial Arts series was Once Upon a Time in China with Jet Li)

- Video Games are a lifestyle(but it's wearing off now).

- Up until a few months ago, I had 1 friend.

- While I was out of school, I picked up and studied basic logic for a stint.

- Spock is one of my heroes.

- After seeing the movie "Patton", I went out and read the book it was based on.

- The best duos in history? Bill and Ted, Bob and Doug Mackenzie, Elwood and Jake Blues.

- My favorite bands are Weather Report and Chicago.

I don't know that I qualify, but

-I'm on here every spare five minutes I get per day that I'm not cooking, cleaning, or eating.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I know every lyric, nuance and subtlety to over 4,000 songs. Obviously, I have about 64 meg left for everything else. Could somebody tie my shoes, please?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I once turned down an offer for a night of kinky sex with two bisexual Victoria's Secret underwear models because I was in the middle of debugging some code and I was right at that exciting part on the cusp of fixing everything.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

- I was a virgin until the age of 24.

BTW, are there any prizes for this contest? If so, I'll just take the cash equivalent now.

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Dude, that's not geeky. That's.... Man, you're going to hell.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

quote:

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- I was a virgin until the age of 24.

BTW, are there any prizes for this contest? If so, I'll just take the cash equivalent now.

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Dude, that's not geeky. That's.... Man, you're going to hell.

Did I mention they were men?

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Get it right!

HA!

I've spent about 23 percent of my waking hours in the last eight months logged into this site.

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- I JUST READ ALL OF THE "When I grow up" COMICS!

Why are you typing in all caps? Are you trying to put yourself on my hate list twice?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

-Whenever I find a webcomic I like, I have to go to the beginning and read every single comic, no matter how many years' worth I have to go through to get to the current. I am always disappointed that I have to stop at some point. I've done this with over 20 comics.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

-I read at least two books a week. They are always either SF or exposes of the government.

-I have been playing video games since I was 2, and was completely shocked the first time I heard they were a "hobby", at 15 years of age.

-I can tell you the exact sequence of events from the first, second and third Robotech Wars from memory.

-I have 8 hours worth of Conan O'Brien sketches on tape.

-I raise carnivorous plants as a hobby.

-I write SF and comic book scripts.

-I play at in at least 2 RPG groups a week.

-I've turned down women who asked me out because I knew there'd be hell to pay once they found out what my life was like.

Of course, the fact that I'm as good-looking as I am is enough to negate all of those by itself.

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I speak fluent Klingon.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I bow to Tobor who hath surpassed mine geekiness.
I tried that once but I hate klingon grammer.
Maltz should have been a little more clear when he made that book.

I was just kidding. I'm not that big a geek.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Hab SoSlI' Quch

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Hab SoSlI' Quch

I tried looking up "donkey", but the Klingon homeworld obviously has no donkeys. Besides, you wouldn't be offended if I told you your donkey's forehead is smooth.

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