You decide!

Random: Back in the Saddle Again

I dunno. I don't think this is what I had in mind when you was talking about Big Business. Pfft! What are you talking about? This is great! Our CEO is the Jolly Green Giant.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-04-05

Random: No Funny Inside by 80_Million_Fleas 5-04-05

Brwahaha! Welcome to hell, Susie! Hell? Why I am In hell?! I'm a hippie for God's Sake. Because God hates whales.

Random: The Deep South at a Glance

Yee haw! The South will rise again! My fashion is three years old and I live in poverty.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-04-05

Random: Fhat the Wuck?

Egad! You erased most of my teeth and some of my hair! Sorry, I was actually going for your loud mouth.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-04-05

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Random: CSI - Toronto by 80_Million_Fleas 5-04-05

Oh shit... It's Piere. Bonjour, Madame! Dis you chassh Jerry Louis on TV? Funny guy! No. I didn't. Now could you go... be French somewhere else? I have a crime to solve with extreme CGI close-ups and mediocre acting. Why bother? Let'z blame zee furrez a-gan!

Random: Oh, snap! Call HUD! by 80_Million_Fleas 5-04-05

Wow. You got a nice place here. Yeah, I know. ... ... You're holding up that wall, aren't you? With every iota of muscle I can muster.

Random: God, I love one pannelers.

...and that's why I froze myself. Wooah. I didn't say I wanted a Bradsikle! I wanted a Brad Suckle. Now, get on your knees.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-04-05

Random: Here I Come, Tinsel Town!

I'm sorry, Ms. Shannon Dority. I can't rebuild your carreer out of two-by-fours.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-04-05

Rantin' and Ravin': Ooookay. by 80_Million_Fleas 5-04-05

ENIS ENIS, I HAVE A BIG PENIS. I don't believe you. You wanna prove it with a penis sword fight? Sounds too painful for me. Not really. We stiffen our penises and use them as fensing swords. Perry! Thrust! I think this game would be played a lot better of you was bent over and facing away from me.

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Not up to your usual standards, Fleas.

...except for "HUD" and "No Funny Inside." The latter was especially tittilating. Great comic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Here I come tinsel town" was a fantastic peice of art that should be made into a major motion picture.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Eh. Practice Makes perfect. I've been out of the game for awhile.

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Maybe this will be a better run!

Random: God's been ran sacked by hackers! by 80_Million_Fleas 5-04-05

You know what I can't get enough of, Roger? What? Sex with dead babies. Holy hell.. How did you ever make it up here?

Rantin' and Ravin': The Margine of Funny

...So I tells the guy, "Mixing Chruch Berries and Peanut Butter Crunch does not mean you're having Peanut Butter and Jelly."

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-04-05

Random-ish: Tee Hee. by 80_Million_Fleas 5-05-05

Hey there! What do you need miss? Zeus?! Woow! Well, um... I'm with the Door-to-Door Christian Foundation. Have you found Jesus in your life? ... Have you? Bolt'd!

Random: BS: Before Stargate. by 80_Million_Fleas 5-06-05

Look, we've been walking this corridor for hours! I don't think we're going to run into Richard Dean Anderson. Of course he's here! My box-dar has been picking him up for hours. He should be right down this hall. Box-Dar? I made it out of small dead rottens, a carrot, some thread and a game boy. Just like my hero.

Random: Guess Which One is a Mindless Blood Thursty Zombie? by 80_Million_Fleas 5-06-05

Dick Cheney? Kurt Cobain? I thought you was dead! I thought you was dead!

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History as a Comic: The Manhattan Project. by 80_Million_Fleas 5-06-05

Mr. President! We have researched and created an atomic weapon. Fantastic! Let's use it! There's only one catch; there's a slight chance it could split every atom in the sky and destroy the world. Use it anyway! ... I hate the Japanese that much!

History as a Comic: Custard's Last Stand

I've came here to buy that night stand for my TP. That'll be $120.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 5-06-05

History as a Comic: MacCarthyism by 80_Million_Fleas 5-06-05

Are you or have you ever been a Marxist? Yeah! Duck Soup is funny as hell. Are you or have you even been a Red? Of course! Cinniatti is nothing but Reds. Are you or have you ever been a Communist? Are you sure YOUR not a Ruskie? You have half of the USSR's vodka supply on your breath.

History as a Comic: "Reagan-nomics" by 80_Million_Fleas 5-06-05

Mr. President! What we going to do about this ression? I know! We'll spend all the money we have, take out the loans then triple the deficit! Wow, Reagan! You're a real genius! Then I'll spend even more money fighting Communism and prosuing a silly named Defense System! Golly Gee Wiz, sir! You're truely a legend. You need a library or a highway in your name! Then I'll spend more money supporting terrorists in Afganistan! I'm a fucking god!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Maybe your name should be 80_Million_Flees.

Welcome back. :)

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