DEATH GAMES 1-1 by RustyGoldhouse 5-03-05

The games that Death plays My life is rife with puzzle and paradox. The truth is unbearable yet the lies are maddening. I am in constant pain. There must be an easy, painless way out. Telegram from death. Drive a nail through my head...What!? That isn't easy or painless. It is fate. Nothing will alter this course. Ouch! HaHAHaHaHaHa! Dumbass.

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'I believe that God made me in one day...'

Officer Richard Nose by RustyGoldhouse 5-07-05

The ongoing adventures of Officer Richard Nose... Late for school again, eh lisa? That's the third time this week. I'm gonna' hafta' write you a ticket. If you keep this up I'll be forced to haul your little ass into juvie. I'm 37 years old. Okay buddy, we got a demestic disturbance call. Says here you beat up your wife because she kicked you out of the house after you got drunk and wrecked the car. I don't understand english; why am I thinking in english? Listen pal, evrything is under control. Just go home, leave, and get out of here. We've got some serious police bussiness to attend to. Fuck you pig.

Dude... And I mean that. Comedy platinum. It's like three seperate jokes and they're all good!

Thanx...now If i could only remember to actualy proofread these damn things before I post them...why did god have to go and make me dyslexic and without a memory!?

dyslexic humans of the world untie..did i say that right? Looks good to me, but...Oh well

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'I believe that God made me in one day...'