I thought about doing this a while back but was too lazy to start it up.

So here's the idea. This thread will serve as our virtual Guggenheim. (I just like that word.) I know many of us have taken the time to look through all of various other artist's collections, but a lot probably haven't. There have to be some undiscovered gems out there that other people haven't seen. So rather than post some of our favorites by other authors, pick your own and show them off.

Dig through your strips. For some of us, this won't take long. For others, we might be here for a while. Try and pick out three to five that you think are really representational of your work, and then post them here.

If you wish to view other's posts, admission is $20 which can be sent via Paypal to my email address.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Crap. This is harder than I thought. There's a lot of my old stuff that still makes me laugh. And I still can't quite decide if they're only funny to me, or if other people will like them too. Anyhoo, here goes...

Translation Problems by gabe_billings 1-28-01

This is stupid! I just don't get it. When am I going to have to swear in binary anyway? Hey, you never know when some frisky auto plant assembly robot might decide to pinch your ass. Let's try it again. 0011011100101! 01101111001001! Nice try, but you just asked for directions to the train station. 00101110010. Hey hey! Now that's more like it!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Breakin' the Law by gabe_billings 2-01-01

Ok, here's how it's gonna go down. I'll pretend to buy some smokes and when the clerk ain't lookin, I'm gonna whip out my nine. That's when you pull out the sawed-off and keep the rest of the people in the store covered. Anybody moves and you smoke 'em. That's when I'll make my move. Couldn't we just pay for the Tootsie-Pops instead? Christ. You are such a fuckin' pussy.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Viewer Mail by gabe_billings 2-21-01

Let's take a minute to read some viewer mail. Our first piece comes to us from Lloyd Johnson, a retired railroad worker from Chicago, Illinois. In his letter our friend Lloyd writes... "Dear Lowpass. I've been reading your comics for a while now. They're me and my dog Bowser's favorite. But I was wondering why so many comics use such foul language and needless violence?" --Lloyd Well Lloyd, you pissant felchmonkey. The answer is simple, really. So we'll tattoo it on your stomach tonight after me and the boys pay you a visit, nail you to the wall and skullfuck Bowser. I'll go get the Saw-zall.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Mr. Roger's Neighborhood by gabe_billings 3-17-01

Well kids, today we're going to take a trip to the slaughterhouse so you can see where beef comes from. Yay! I wanna kill me a cow! That's the spirit, Timmy. And if we have time, we'll cruise down to the red light district and I'll show you how to find bargain blowjobs. Gee Mr. Rogers, things sure have gotten more fun around here since you started taking bigger doses of that pain medication. You can say that again, Timmy. Hey, did I ever show you the happy air the whippit gnomes hide in whipped cream? Whippit gnomes? No way!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Wisdom Abounds by gabe_billings 4-11-01

Fish and guests stink after three days. But a pile of poop starts to reek right away. Was that a proverb? No, just a warning for you before you head into your bathroom.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've posted a lot of what I consider to be my best comics on one of the "Read my Damn Comics" threads, but here's another (one for the Brits, I think):

That's Rupert Murdoch in the last panel by andydougan 6-09-01

Michael Ancram MP, Conservative Party chairman Well, that's old baldie finished with. Now, should we have another holding operation, or just cut to the chase and get Portillo in? It's not fair. We've no chance. If only I knew Blair's secret of success! Millbank There's got to be another way... *gag* Shut up and swallow it all, slut!

Here's one that someone must surely have done before.

Palindrome by andydougan 6-27-01

Er... Stuck for ideas? ................NIAGARA O ROAR AGAIN................ How'd you guess? ?sseug uoy d'woH ?saedi rof kcutS ...rE

No Panties for You! 5 by Spankling 6-02-01

Do patent leather shoes really reflect up? Am I still wearing panties? I can almost hear them masterbating out there!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The Adventures of Holobabe 30 (collect them all!) by Spankling 6-02-01

With the anal probe complete, Dr Plank moves on to the examination. Drop the holographic panel, please. Good! Now I can see your circuitry. Fascinating! Yes. My systems are light years ahead of what you have on earth. No! I mean it is fascinating that they would put such delicate controls right where one good donkey punch could take them out!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Any resemblance is purely coincidental by Spankling 6-05-01

Just reminiscing about the girls I've fallen in lust with over the years. He made me realize I was sexy. It was nice how he kept asking... Wondering where they are. What they're doing. I might have banged him if he wasn't such a geek. If I saw him today he wouldn't get off so easy! Hope they're all okay, even if most of them never boffed me. Spankling? Nope. Don't remember him. You should have called...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A bit of Mrs. Robinson by Spankling 6-11-01

I made a friend in 7th grade just because his mom was SOOOOO hot. Hello, Mrs. Johnson! Hello kid. Wirthling's outside playing with cow pies. I especially liked coming over on summer mornings. She often only wore panties and a tight t-shirt until noon. Hello, Mrs. Johnson! *sigh* My face is up here, kid.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Suzy and Officer Smiley 2 by Spankling 6-28-01

I saw you in the alley with that pretty lady, Officer Smiley. WHAT? I mean... er... she... I was just... She must have been pretty drunk! I saw you given her that breathalizer and she kept sloppin her mouth all over it. Oh. uhhhh... yeah. She was drunk. But why do you keep the breathalizer thing in your pants, Officer Smiley? And what did you say to her that was so funny? It looked like a pint of milk was gushin out of her nose! Goodbye Suzy.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have a lot of funny strips. No really, I do.

He must be stopped by NeoVid 3-04-01

I knew it. Now you've gotten us busted for contributing to delinquency... Good thing I knew who to call... It's about time he got here. You have an author you want me to deal with?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Must get... to hospital by NeoVid 3-07-01

Hey, Maura. I was hopi- I mean, I thought you weren't in any shape to come back. I look a lot better than I am. The docs say I could get worse any time. Huh. Get worse how? We won't know unless it happ- Like anyone didn't see that coming.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I have no clue why I think this one is so funny.

Meet the twins by NeoVid 3-08-01

Oh God, it's just like my nightmares.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I always sort of liked this one.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I'll skip over everyone's favorite from my collection, "Spirit guide, Part 2" because it's been posted plenty of times. This one is a classic, though. I guess the CCs really are good at setting off creativity.

CC36: Follow the template by NeoVid 6-13-01

Hello? There was supposed to be someone else in this panel... Hello? ...I was rotting someone's mind just a second ago. Where'd he disappear to? But the other guy in my panel is still here... AHAAHAA! I have conquered the Right Character slots for all time! Half of Stripcreator is yours for the taking, my minions! BWAHAAHAA...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Making a Lowpass Strip In Three Easy Steps by BigEvilDan 1-08-01

Step 1 - Add two completely unrelated characters. I'm a hideous freak! I'm Jesus! Step 2 - Use at least two of the following words: sex, gay, ass, shit, bastard. Gay. Ass. Bastard. Sex. Step 3 - Make sure the last panel has nothing to do with the previous two. I like chicken.

Yeah, I know I post this one all the time, but it really is a good representation of my work. A lot of my best jokes poke fun at the stripcreator and its limits.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Remaking a classic by BigEvilDan 1-18-01

I'm going to do it, Jon. I'm going to cross the road. But why? Why must you risk your life by crossing this road, chicken? Like it or not, there is only one way to get to the other side...and I must take it. Goodbye, chicken. I will miss you...*sniff* Do you think we overacted that comic a bit? I'd hate to think we were messing up a classic. Nah, seems pretty natural to me...

Any comic which can start a long running game of comic tennis is fine by me.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Catch of the Day by BigEvilDan 3-09-01

All your base are belong to-- And so the Catch-phrase Vigilante claimed another victim...

I'd forgotten I had made this one. It just made me laugh.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

***HOT ASIAN GIRLS! CLICK HERE!*** by BigEvilDan 1-16-01

What exactly were you expecting? It sure is hot in this desert. Yes, I'm very hot. I could use a drink of water.

And it wasn't until I looked at my strips that I realized how many asian girl strips I've done.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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Catch of the Day by BigEvilDan 3-09-01

All your base are belong to-- And so the Catch-phrase Vigilante claimed another victim...

I'd forgotten I had made this one. It just made me laugh.

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My love/hate relationship with Red Bull, a very unpleasant yet strangely addictive "energy drink", has spawned many a strip.

Red Bull by andydougan 5-01-01

Andy Dougan's first (but by no means last) encounter with the effervescent energy drink... What's that you're drinking? Red Bull. They say it gives you wings. Wanna try some? OK. *glug* You pissed in that, didn't you? No.

Red Bull 2 by andydougan 7-08-01

Excuse me. Have *you* tried the new improved Solstice energy drink? Only £9999.99 for a very small can! No thanks. That stuff tastes like, and almost certainly contains, urine. Just for that I'll pour some on his car tyres.