Leave this thread if you don't want to know what happens!!

Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader.

Palpatine is actually Darth Sideous who is later revealed as the Emperor!

Padme has TWINS, their names are Luke and Leia! Who saw that one coming, really?

The Galactic Republic is turned into the Galactic Empire with Emperor Palpatine in command.

The Clone Troopers become Storm Troopers.

Yoda goes into hiding and Obi-Wan goes to Tattoonie.

Sorry if these have ruined the experience for some of you, but you were warned!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What's a "Tattoonie"?

HA HA! HO HO! HA HA HA HO HO HO!!! HA HA HO HA HU HU HI HI HD HM HB!!!!!!!!!

I hate you Dougan.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Did you just say Noonie?

Did someone call? O_O

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Did noonie get a tattoo?

Apparently, a tattoo of a chinese guy named "Obiwan", and she also likes to hide while practicing yoga. You're a strange one, miss noonie.

More spoilers

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What's a "Tattoonie"?

HA HA! HO HO! HA HA HA HO HO HO!!! HA HA HO HA HU HU HI HI HD HM HB!!!!!!!!!

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Don't forget that one dude has AIDS from sleeping around too much. What a whore.

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And speaking of names ending in "e" and spoilers...

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[u]Sesame Street Spoilers:[/u]*

Ernie and Bert are just friends.

About the final 20 minutes (at least) of each episode is dominated by Elmo.

Big Bird always finds Ernie.

Paul Simon has appeared on Sesame Street and Saturday Night Live an equal number of times.

Everybody has seen Snuffaluffagus.

Harry Monster, Don Music, and Forgetful Jones are missing and presumed dead.

Mr. Hooper is dead.

Oscar is a neat freak.

Cookie Monster eats vegetables now.

*This list has been brought to you by the letter T and the number 17.

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Cookie Monster doesn't eat cookies anymore?

NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I know, it's complete bullshit. I liked it when cartoons taught us bad stuff, like eating candy and killing people.

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Padme has TWINS, their names are Luke and Leia! Who saw that one coming, really?

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That's why I went and saw it last night, when it was filled with bored teenagers with nothing else to do.

I actually saw it again last night. I noticed a lot more things in the movie. It was more enjoyable the second time around.

This time I was listening more closely to Vader's voice. It sounds like James Earl Jones is trying to sound like Hayden. He has similar inflection in the prequels.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Sure, that's easy for you to say now. But I'll bet when "Empire Strikes Back" and "Return of the Jedi" first came out, you weren't impressing people by sitting around saying "He has similar inflection in the prequels."

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