Why? Because we have wonderful products like this...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I think that product was created solely so they could use the phrase "putting on the potty".

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don't hold out gabe--what's the phone number?! i want to putt on the potty! i've read all my Onion books already!

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How they can afford to give this quality home entertainment system away for under $20 is beyond me. What is the look on that guy's face, anyway? He looks like he is in the midst of some kind of strenuous effort... I just can't figure it out.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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He looks like he is in the midst of some kind of strenuous effort... I just can't figure it out.

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Straining too hard can cause a brain aneurysm.
That happens in the bathroom, from what I've heard.

Is that what happened to Sharon Stone?

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