Random silliness from my latest set. The fact that I'm up way too late had something to do with this one.

Hypothesis by Scyess 5-25-05

Dum de do de doo... ~~***SNAP!!!***~~ What the... no way... Hey, Jon... tell me... you didn't by any chance GET LAID, did you? I don't know. What would that be like?

Hypothesis ][ by Scyess 5-25-05

So I was just sitting there in Hell and suddenly it just froze over! So naturally I thought... ... I got laid? Well, ya. No good. Got any other theories? Don't know. Did Lucas make the new Star Wars seem intelligent to anyone over twelve? Try again.

Hypothesis ]|[ by Scyess 5-25-05

Hell has frozen over! We have to find out why! We do? What for? Uh... because otherwise we wouldn't really have a plot... So? If Star Wars can do it...

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"Old" is the old new.

Hypothesis |V by Scyess 5-25-05

Dammit, Jon. We have a crisis here. We have to restore balance to the universe to prevent Armageddon! We can't afford to sit around bashing the new Star Wars movie! Yeah, you're right... ...but it's just so damned EASY. Not as easy as replacing character development with special effects, apparently. NO!! MUST... CONCENTRATE...

Hypothesis V by Scyess 5-25-05

All right. Now that that's over with, let's go prevent Armageddon. Why do you need me? You're an all powerful demonic subcreature, whereas I haven't even ever kept a job for more than three months. You know what? You're right. You'd probably just get in the way. Or you could've said, "No, Jon, I'd love to have your help. Please come with me..."

Hypothesis V| by Scyess 5-25-05

Okay, Satan. Hell has obviously frozen over. That's true. So what happened? Did George Bush balance a budget? Did Keanu Reeves win an Oscar? Did Bill Frist become a nudist hippie? Nah. Someone left the AC on. We have AC in Hell? Would you mind talking to me a little further away? Or maybe brushing those tenticles a little more often? Damn!

Hypothesis V][ by Scyess 5-25-05

Hey, Jon. Don't worry about that Hell freezing over thing. Satan told me it was just the AC. Are you sure that's it? HEY, GUYS! I JUST HEARD THAT A GUY IN DETROIT JUST STOPPED JUNK MAIL FOREVER BY EXPLAINING TO THE COMPANIES IT WAS WASTEFUL AND POLITELY ASKING THEM TO STOP. Well. I guess Satan is the Prince of Lies. Wow. I'll bet that whole junk mail thing really cuts into y'all's operations.

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"Old" is the old new.

Them was some funny 'uns.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

One of the funnier series I've seen in a LONG time.

Kick-ass.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Is this some kind of four-star club? I want in!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You might want to sort out your sig first.

I can't help it. My sig is worth five stars, even if my comics and gleaming personality combined only win me four.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002