I would like to start this thread in order to post unrelated things that I have posted on other message boards, and invite others to do the same. I will start with this OP from another board, which I entitled:

"Children Should Live In A Magical World Of Eternal Dog Farts."

Children should live in a magical world of eternal dog farts. Rich, almost-tangible dog farts, endlessly ripping from a million dog anuses and filling the air like chocolate milkshakes of smelly horror. This total immersion in dog-fart reality should be what every child experiences every waking hour of their lives, and when they go to sleep, they should continue to dream only of the dark nightmare of ecstasy that is their life of total, eternal dog farts.
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Here is a fake news story that I wrote during the presidential campaign.

BREAKING STORY -- DEAN CHOKES HORSE TO DEATH

Eschewing the usual gladhanding and baby-kissing traditional to most presidential campaigns, Democratic hopeful Howard Dean today surprised potential voters in Wisconsin by choking a horse to death with his bare hands.

It only took a minute or so. His face contorted into a grimace that mirrored the plucky candidate's unwavering determination to win the Democratic nomination, Dean brought every ounce of strength he could muster to bear in crushing the hapless horse's windpipe until it lay in a convulsing, rapidly-expiring heap at his feet.

Right after the shockingly violent act that left onlookers breathless and disoriented, Dean stood with his fists raised over the dead horse and shrieked "HEEYAAAAAHHHH!!!!!" He then challenged rival candidate John F. Kerry to beat his horse-choking record or else kiss his "puckered, angry-red asshole." Kerry has yet to respond to the challenge or comment on the brutal slaying of the horse.
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Here is a comment I posted about this girl I didn't like because she was always saying she was going to post a picture of her boobs but never did.

"[Girl's name] has giant turds blasting out of her big, smelly butthole"

Her big, smelly butthole has giant turds rocketting out of it like mortar shells and chasing dogs and little children down the street in front of her house, which is where she is standing with her pants down and pooping the giant turds out of her butthole. She will stop shooting the turds out of her butthole only long enough to run inside and start another thread where she might -- just might -- post a picture of her boobies! Then she runs back out into the street with her pants around her ankles and BOOM!!! FART!!! SPLOOSH!!! The turds start flying again! Until suppertime, of course, when she will go back into the house and eat fifteen pounds of refried dog shit.
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Here is something I posted unregistered using the name of someone that I didn't like.

"I would like to smell Ron Jeremy's turds"

If Ron Jeremy were leaving the bathroom as I was going in, and he had forgotten to flush, and one of his long, coiled turds was floating in the toilet, I would love to bend over and take a deep, lasting whiff of its powerful aroma, and then brag about it to everyone that I had smelled one of famed pornstar Ron Jeremy's celebrity turds.

And the same goes for Randy West and Jerry Butler too. And double for Tom Byron.

I would also like to sample the pungent bouquet of Ron Jeremy's dick cheese, and selected portions of his celebrity butt crust.
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Here is a story idea I posted in which Mary Tyler Moore declares: "Morey Amsterdam Is A Rooster-Fucking Queer"

The Rooster People would have human bodies, with giant rooster heads. No one would know where they came from, or why they even existed. They would wander around in groups of ten or twenty, pecking at people and meddling in their everyday affairs.

Mary Tyler Moore would begin a one-woman crusade against these Rooster People. Using her celebrity to raise awareness of the problem, she would soon amass a grass-roots army of Americans whose main purpose in life would be to drive the Rooster People back to where they came from. Some of them would even go so far as to begin killing Rooster People on sight with sawed-off shotguns, which Mary Tyler Moore would privately celebrate despite her initial public claims to the contrary. Gradually, she would ease her objections and begin to actively encourage people to resort to such violence.

Mary Tyler Moore's television spots would consist of the following speech, given in extreme close-up by a tearful yet defiant Mary Tyler Moore:

"We must remove these Rooster People from our lives and the lives of our innocent children. Though I do not in any way endorse harming or killing them unless absolutely necessary, I do feel that it is absolutely necessary to harm and kill them.

"My former 'Dick van Dyke' show co-stars, Dick van Dyke, Carl Reiner, and Rose Marie, all support me in this worthwhile and vital effort. Only Morey Amsterdam is opposed to it, and, in my humble opinion, Morey Amsterdam is a rooster-fucking queer."
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Lastly, here is a story that I may have already posted here before, but if so, here it is again. It is entitled "The Day I Deliberately Vomited All Over A Newborn Baby."

One time I was at the airport and I went to the men's room. It was one of those modern men's rooms with a changing table, and some guy was changing his baby's diaper. It looked like it was about two or three months old, and it was crying and thrashing around naked, with poop all over its butt. I had been coming down with the flu all day, and the sight of this repugnant little creature stirred something inside me. My guts began to roil, and I felt the imminent surge of hot bile begin to erupt within me.

Not one to waste an opportunity, I stepped up to the changing table, opened my mouth wide, and started emitting loud, croaking, gagging sounds. The proud dad was just about to protest when suddenly a rich, chunky flood of the vilest vomit imaginable poured from my mouth and covered the baby in seconds. The burning puke gushed forth violently in several robust bursts, splashing the entire changing table and the father's brand new Arrow shirt and "I'm My Kid's Dad" novelty tie.

When it was over and the last globs of puke were oozing down my chin, I noticed with amusement that the baby was drenched head-to-toe with my rancid vomit, its quivering mouth the only feature still recognizable as it attempted to spit out the rest of the vomit that hadn't already gone down its gullet.

I glanced up at Dad to see his reaction, and was gratified at his look of stunned horror. On a whim, I kicked him in the balls as hard as I could and then stuffed a nearby wastebasket over his head. Using it as a large tom-tom, I began to beat loudly on it as I danced around singing:

"Oh, I barfed on your little bitty baby
And I kicked you right in the nuts!
And now I'm gonna take a long, hot piss
From your heads down to your butts!"

Quickly, since security would no doubt soon be on the way, I unzipped my pants and began to relieve my pent-up bladder upon the two spluttering unfortunates until they were both drenched with my sour, fetid urine. Then I pulled Dad's pants down and stuffed the vomit-and-piss-covered baby down his shorts before making a hasty exit.

On my way out I encountered a mother pushing a baby stroller with little twin girls in it. I shoved her aside brusquely and rammed the stroller through the rest room door, then gave it a good hard push so that the baby girls could join the tableau that I had so painstakingly created within. I noticed how wonderfully the tiled bathroom amplified the terrified shrieks of all my impromptu victims, and walked away from the scene with a warm, satisfied feeling. Behind me I could hear the mother's blood-curdling screams, which signified that she had entered the men's room herself by now and stumbled upon the horrific scene. I chuckled to myself, thinking about how their psyches would be irreparably scarred for life by my impulsive prank.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Irrelevant posts. All right, no prob for me.

________________

I'm in a d20 Modern game with an original setting, which is detailed at
http://mucks.homeip.net. The charas are me as Ian "the shootist" Raper
(pronounced Ropper), Carey as Sparks, John as Jack "Finder", and Marcus
as... "Deathbound".

"The last guy in the briefing room is a huge black guy with bandages on his
face. His nametag actually says 'Deathbound.'"
"Can I just call him 'dumbass' instead?"
-GM, Ian

"D.B. is such a stereotype that if he wasn't being played by a black guy..."
-GM

"I've never had anything to do with anything mystical."
"Then what's this magic symbol on your desk for?"
"Pointing it out sets off the symbol of sleep..."
"DAMMIT!"
-The guy we were investigating, Ian, GM, me

"Well, the lawyer gets another 19 on his attack roll..."
"You've got to start rolling these behind a screen so you can say they came
up lower than they did."
-GM, me

"Just so you know, the lawyer who was kicking your asses for three rounds
started with 6 hit points..."
-GM

"Since the door was locked from the outside also, it looks like Jack was
being held against his will, so there won't be any charges pressed against
him."
"I still don't think we should trust this guy. I say arrest him anyway,
just to make sure..."
"Dammit, I'm supposed to be the one with no sense in this group!"
"Don't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, Carey."
-GM, Sparks, me, John, when John's character was being brought in

"This place looks like a theatrically threatening graveyard. Twisted
structures, fog, dark in the middle of the day..."
"I'll put on full Goth gear before going in, even the makeup."
-GM, Finder

"The extremely possessed guy is pretty obviously the center of it all. With
the scanners, you can find out more about the exact effects of the magic
here."
[John rolls a 1]
"Well... make another roll to see how bad the screwup is..."
[John rolls a 1]
"...Okay, I'll need a minute to invent something bad enough."
-GM

"The R&D guys show you the new project that they want you to field test:
it's a real suit of power armor."
"What's it called?"
"No name yet. It's fairly bulky, and in a red and orange color scheme..."
"Samus Aran's armor?"
"The techs look at each other. 'Finally.' 'Good thing someone else suggested
that...'"
-GM, me, GM, Finder, GM

"DB's the obvious one to use it, but there's no way it'll fit him."
"Well, I'm not going to be held down by all that weight... Sparks, you're
good with hightech, and you know nothing about fighting..."
"Sure, I'll give it a try."
"You know, you can't repair it from the inside."
"Oh yeah..."
"I guess that leaves one choice."
"ME? Hell, I'll do it, but you've got to change the look of that thing. I
want it in dark blue and black."
"Finder is Iron Goth! ...No, wait, actually, I saw a City of Heroes
character who was just like this: Angst Machine!"
-GM, Ian, Sparks, GM, Sparks, Ian, Finder, me

"Your character reminds me of the Spycraft character I've got now, except
he's got 26 dex. Of course, since everyone in my Spycraft group made combat
characters this time, we do more smash and grabs than spying."
"From what you've told me before, more like smash and smash and smash and
smash and smash and grab."
"Pretty much."
-John, me, John

"What're you doing in here?"
"Geocatching."
"What the hell's that?"
"Yknow, when someone hides something semi-valuable and then posts the GPS
coordinates online."
"Sounds pretty dumb."
"Yeah, but I can make cash on eBay from it."
"No one's been through here in days..."
"Then I'm the first one? All right!"
-A shapeshifter and Ian, when he was trying to make his way through a Garou
controlled park

"Over your connection, Finder hears you getting pulled down and yelling
'Mommy!'"
"No, Ian's reaction is more like, '&$&#, What the $#^&! God #@$!% someone's
^%$*-'"
-GM, me

"This pizza place still has an old copy of Galaga in the corner."
"Too bad it's not Lethal Enforcers or Virtua Cop. Then I could have shown
you something impressive."
"You just gave me an idea for my Spycraft guy..."
-GM, me, John

"It's filled with extremely cheerful people all wandering around, chatting,
saying how much they're looking forward to the show..."
"I hate this place."
-GM, D.B., when we were at a Fae controlled theater

"Those belligerent guys with the big teeth are eating all the free
popcorn... and the popcorn buckets."
"And probably ordering cups of the melted butter..."
-GM, me

"The cup for Finder's Sprite has little wings."
"Hmm. I shouldn't order a Royal Crown, then... Maybe a root beer."
"The root beer is really alcoholic. And made from roots."
-GM, me, GM

"This is a showing of Cinderella?! I hate Disney crap."
"It's probably the original version of Cinderella, with all the blood and
revenge."
"Oh. Ok, then."
-D.B., Ian, DB

"Incidentally, I ran a BESM campaign once. The archvillain was called
Disney."
-GM

"...I saw better shows when I was in third grade..."
"The actors freeze, and a tall guy with a sword points at you. 'Care to put
that to the test?'"
"Like hell I will-"
"I shove him toward the stage."
"I'll draw my-"
"I teleport his Desert Eagle to myself."
"I'll leave the sta-"
"A couple of trolls block the ways off."
"Now THIS will be a hell of a show!" [Crunches popcorn]
-DB, GM, DB, me, DB, John, DB, GM, Ian

"The huge tall guy- slightly taller than DB- prepares himself for your
swordfight."
"Remember, Marcus, you're fighting to look cool."
"I go for a below-the-belt shot."
"How short is your memory, man?"
-GM, me, Marcus, me

"Yeah!! Go for it again!"
"I'll try the disarm again, and I'll go for distance!"
"Already off balance from the last jab to the hand, your katana manages to
knock his giant broadsword out of his hand, and sends it flying, where it
sticks halfway up the wall."
"That kicked ASS."
-Ian, DB, GM, Ian

"There's still one guy shouting at you after you sit back down."
"I give him the finger."
"There're 12 rows behind us..."
"A little guy comes up, says, 'You're mighty mean-spirited.' and then puts a
dunce cap on your head."
"I take it off."
"You do... and there's still one on your head, which now has little flashing
arrows pointing down."
"I freaking hate this place."
-GM, DB, John, GM, DB, GM, DB

"As the intermission starts, some kids in the back toss a ball, which
accelerates every time it bounces, and pretty soon start streaking all over
the theater..."
"I'll use a Forces effect to hold it in place."
"It stops in midair, and you hear a little 'Awww' coming from the back."
"Then I shoot it back to where it originally came from."
"*bonk* 'oww!'"
-GM, Finder, GM, finder, GM

"Well... I'm sure you've heard the 'foxy lady' line before..."
-Ian, after being propositioned by a pooka

"So, what did you think?"
-Ian later, not realizing pookas never tell the truth

"You know, I'm starting to see the good points about your home plane..."
"This place isn't at all normal for here."
"Aw."
-Ian, Finder, Ian

"Now that I'm finally proficient with this armor, I get +4 strength!"
"GOTH SMASH!"
-John, me

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Posted: Jun. Mon 06, 2005 4:05
Homer's gonna be super pissed off.
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If it's going to be in August, I'm going to be in San Diego from the 7th through the 13th, so unless you're going to break into my house, those days are right out.
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I'll have to give you a copy of my "Oscar Wilde and the "Well-Made Play"" 30 page thesis. It's a laugh a minute.
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It's true, though. I have a serious case of mudbutt and the government ain't doin' shit about it.
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JLA #115
RANN THANAGAR WAR #2 (OF 6)
PULSE #9
X-MEN #171
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Dude, what was Roy doing in their house?

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I has a flavor!

is she going to be killed by a coat?

is he going to be her bodygaurd?

yeah + she's fat

+she got naked in dark city.

isn't she the old guy with the beard?

No I think he's hot I'd give him one.

Everyone around here hates Asians but we are down with the brown.

also I would like to give 50 cent head.

They sank.

JOE !

NWA dies of aids Wu Tang dies from drugs. aids beats drugs.

He came up to me in the street and asked for the time. I took out my pocket watch and Kobe said "that's a nice watch" then he grabbed it out of my hand, pushed me in the face and walked away. I would have gone after him but he is Kobe Bryant and he can kick my ass.

I give this report an A.

When did they start letting guys like him on tv?

The dumb bitch sounds like she's about 40.

I heard he wasn't at the Golden Globes because he couldn't fit through the door.

They couldn't find a ken?

AND WE LET THIS MAN ON TELEVISION?

He entertains black people.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

put a picture of saddam

sweatshop union - united we fall
!! :)

yea okauy

yeah

more gay hand touching.

i like it :)

hey two in a row :)

It's freakin labour day in my pants.

someone v me or -m

Sometimes I'm watching tv and it gets in the way and it's like wtf.

Added you to the main queue in position 304.

wo0

SOMEONES STEALIN MY FLOW

The ending was obvious. Plus those two guys sucked so much, I was hoping they would die the whole movie.

I'll do the rest tomorrow.

I am in a room with a sleeping cat and two sleeping fatties and they all snoring :E.

your parents rofl

Now there's a dog and fan and only the fan is making any nose (neither are sleeping).

yes. Now my #1 has stopped, but my #3 is going and also my sister is sleeping on my couch.

oh wait now she's pissing on my steps.

I don't know the real reason. This time I we didn't really have a reason, but I was like "hey I have a million gb of bandwidth, let's move teh funnies" and Slacker was like "ok". We only use like 1mb a month but oh well.

Yeah but then we have to be consistent. Sometimes we can write a thousand comics a week, but then for a month we can't come up with anything. If we keep up with the once a week schedual we have now, those thousand comics will last until we think of another thousand.

I'm in the wrong place :g

Maybe I will just download some 50 Cent off you, fag.

i would like some jerky and so I will be giving jerky to everyone.

WORD>

And how do I know if I'm shaking it?

accept

Wtf happened to Spike Lee.

hot

01-powerman_5000-when_worlds_collide-ice.mp3
02-public_enemy_feat_anthrax-bring_the_noise-ice.mp3
it's VA-Tony_Hawk_s_Pro_Skater_2_OST-2000-ICE
Styles of Beyond were on both too. Oh and Swollen Members are video game soundtrack sluts now.

I endorse.

nothx

fags

mp3 md > mp3 cd

omg free ipod. first I've heard of this.
In four months.

Video Conversion Progress: 78%;
Estimate time: 1hr 19min;
Current file size: 310 MB / Estimate file size: 394 MB
Current Frame: 67936 / Total Frame: 86209l
Speed: 3.9 fps;

i only got half of it, but i'll send it when I get the other half

I'll send a steak to make up for it.

1976

3030

3199

13 11 66

Route 66

Partay

c Gillespie b MacGill

Hell yeah if sandwiches are involved.

Hot.
Oh I don't have any girls though.
I do have cheese and breasts.

hardcore

yeah, your mom's vagina
ohyeah

more like slim gaydy am i rite

oh the upload finished so I started another one.

so do you just want everything he's ever done?

i went right thurr

i saw chingy on tv the other day and he wasn't even asian.

oh it wasn't asking me for one so I thought it didn't work.
zinger/combo
but now I'm seeing a 403 error that shouldn't be there :\

Until Will & Grace is on !

!!
<<<

owned

RAPPAZ R N DAINJA

cool
(got that a million years ago)

ohnoes

oh i turned it off

hi how are you?

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

this is coming on fox footy now :).

kane walked over the ropes in 99 and he was gone.

I thought he was cool but now he just a steroid using jerk.

I guess I am a loser and I will give up on the moustache.

I once walked into the door coming out of a subway. It didn't open.

How long did your moustaches take to grow? I've been trying for like three weeks and it doesn't seem to be getting any bigger. I don't know if it is just going slow or if it stopped.
I already have somewhat of a beard so I didn't think it would stop since other places keep going.

It sucked.

I once spent $40 at good guys and they cut the price cause I paid cash.

1. Del - I Wish My Brother George Was Here
2. A Tribe Called Quest
3. DJ Vadim

they skipped five months in the last ep.

(you have tech n9ne on your list)

I'm pretty sure he didn't change his name (unless maybe to V-Ice). Bi-Polar was the title of his album after mind blowing.

I think he means the tag teaming, not the being good.

There are plenty of glasses at the bar.

DON'T LET THE BLACK V DOWN !!

god is it f#*!ing foley again. everytime someone tells me to watch raw it's for f#*!ing foley.

50 is dumb recently.

If the match was re-started, why didn't the other 28 guys get a second go?

No it won't.

It's already been announced and it will be called WWE: Party In The Club.

I would probably go to something like this to mug you all.

hay someone wanna go with me? (no friends)

It's Hammer.

I always assumed Nelly sucked because I'd only heard that hot in here song and I didn't know if he even rapped, then I saw him the Late Show a few weeks ago and went and bought (not downloaded) one of his new(est) albums. I'll get the other one eventually too.

I'm more worried about his "yo"s.

oh it's leaked now for real.

27. Q-Tip � "Move"
47. Apathy � "Eastern Philosophy"
60. Del � "The 11th Hour"

That last del track (Funk Em) was about the worst song ever.

yeah =

summer summer summertime

don't start none won't be none

Pepsi :)

In this state we celebrate by watching the football.

http://db.bbc.co.uk/music/urban/images/up_pharrell.jpg

sweet. I figured it was close since stoker died not long after 1900.

I will do this about dinosaurs. Or vampires if they were before 1900.

saw it in I think Jan A+ very silly.

(ps this is a joke since I have to point that out now)

HA, HA. MAN DATE.

Word to the mother.

Steven Spielberg never lived in a haunted house, but he wrote Poltergeist. What is he doing writing about fighting ghosts when he's never fought a ghost himself.

22. table

The Replacements have an album titled Let It Be. It is better than the Beatles's.

omg it's vh1

From the two seconds I saw on Fox News it seemed okay. I might try to watch a replay or something now that I know he did Drive My Car.

I am doing this with a couple of other guys and we'll probably get two songs done.

Well I do like swearing..

It doesn't sound like they're ruling anything.

See you in a deep cut from side 2 of the moon.

this is kind of really really gay.

6/14
9/14
9/10

I was in a ninja gang a few years ago. We'd go and stand in front of shop windows so no one could see in. Then we'd fight the other ninja gang what ripped us off and weren't even ninjas.

I can't do this obviously but it sounds like a pretty awesome idea.

Okay the moustache was in the movie and so I am happy.

That was a typo. He had a big bed.

i have a couple of gb free if anyone needs hosting of songs about how great i am.

Wow. I wasn't expecting an actual reason for the moustache not being in this one.

I did a song feat. greenday & bach & ashlee simpson but I gave it to kanye west to remix and the loser forgot to send it in. :(

Everytime I've seen Howard Hughes in a movie he's been a smelly old man with a moustache (he looks like he'd be smelly). Now it's like, here's a guy with no moustache who isn't old or smelly and I don't know if it'll be as fun.

I doubt anyone would care if 50 Cent talked about writing his songs.

Finally a chance to express my love for the Late Show.

No, a guy named Rough Unfinished remixed it.

I've been too lazy to read exactly what this is about, but I could get my ass kicked by a bunch of big black guys if that will be interesting.

Oh. I thought that was because his sister walked into the room.

I should be done by the 12th. I just got rid of everything I've done so far and started again so I guess I've made progress.

Don't lyrics become vocals when they are vocalised?

You should note that if you do do a beef song, everything you say in it is 100% true. ie: If you say "shut up glenn or i'll steal your cat", people would call the police and instruct glenn to keep an eye on his cat and hate you forever because you plan on stealing glenn's cat.

ALL ABOARD THE SHOE TRAIN.

Isn't that how you usually look?

hey way to go

Wangs

I used a rhyming dictionary once to see if louse was pronounced how I thought it was.

Evangeline Lilly is on the Late Show Friday.

I am going as John Lennon (on the two virgins cover).

Cricket owns :E

I can't afford $5.

WELL AT LEAST IT'S NOT TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.

I saw Return of the Killer Tomatoes last night. I don't know if that counts.

Oh. Well then I don't understand the question.

If someone spends twenty minutes making a mediocre sandwich, and then someone else invents a machine that can make a great sandwich for you in a few seconds, they original sandwich maker would naturaly thing his sandwich is superior.

That's only cause you're a wang.

Don't forget weed is exremely cool.

Everyone likes midgets.

The bikinis.

Damn kids. Get a job.

two show two champ

Dole bludgers miss it because they're sleeping at 3:30.

I think Dennis Miller since Glenn Miller is dead.
Plus Dennis Miller is like best friends with the Army and they already murdered Glenn Miller once.

sug dog

It has lasted longer.

Well I'd rather do it with Chavo.

SNR HAS NO MASK. SNR LOSES.

I haven't seen anyone shoot anything around here.

Goldberg

In a few years when her 1800 reverse deal is up, she won't be able to afford lighters so she has to get as much use out of them now as she can.

George Bush.

I don't like his hair.

no u r teh dikhed rofl

I know if I took a picture of a guy sucking himself it would be wrong (unless he said I could do it), but is it ok to take photos of a cat with his cock in his mouth?

I might go to see if I can get laid there.

D-Lizzed means downloaded.

hey ib stfu kthxbai

I'd much rather see a front yard match.

You can build a caravan?

If I saw a car with WWE 03 I would go out of my way to hit it.

They take so long to load because they're hosted in 2095, so they have to come through a time machine.

Hope someone you know contracts herpes.

Undead > *

I thought Andre the Giant was dead.

I don't think I've even seen this all the way through.

I'm already/still pretty happy with not pissing myself.

I see there are idiots here too.

Woo.

Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury.

He is talented at not knowing how to drive.

fucking whores are the best kind.

teddy long is in charge of a television show, not a drug ring. Learn how to talk or get off tv.

Maybe we should bring back the porn _..

can you paypal my $50 to STFU@hotmail.com pleasw.

you have none.

But what about Kane?

:/

SPEAKING OF BUMPS.

I know nothing about soccer but it is fun to play on PS2.

Dave told me to come here.

dlined.

milestone ok mang

I joined my sideburns underneath the chin, and now according to my dictionary, they don't count as sideburns since they're not all on the side of my face.
So if anyone here is a facial hair expert can you please tell me if this counts as a beard or if it's still sideburns or if it's nothing or if it's something different.

It's okay as long as he doesn't eat the kitty.

01: You Can't See Niggers At Night
02: Dr. Dre The Gay Nigger
03. Niggerdick, Niggernose (Kobe & KRS)
04. N.O.W. (Niggaz On Welfare)
05. Down With The Brown

who is providing the penises for me to suck because so far I've had none.

I would cry if HHH ever lost a hair vs. hair match. Or a beard vs. beard match.

Bye.

I had one in like 2000, but then I realised how gay they were. I started again about a year ago when my friends did and I wanted to be able to call them fags on the internet.

I searched for "underage cock" and got this. It also says it's incest so it's twice as illegal.
http://incest-stories.in-sexstory.com/img/incest40.jpg

jesus

Every Canadian I've known has annoyed me.

Is a jerk :(

Ok but I'm still going to be reading reading wrestling forums on my computer.

I had to lie to get on here because no one would approve the COPPA agreement thing :(.

bdg does his job.

Here I go.

I can reach my toilet from shower.

That also makes it easier to read.

Doesn't she urinate?

Maybe I've just blocked you.

Also increase the floodlimit. Or decrease. Whichever allows less posting.

uh

We fit in #5.

Do you make a hundred shitty movies a week too?

The shirt is $12,000. It is an extremely faded light blue work shirt which I estimate is around 20 years old.

I saw Goodfellas twice yesterday.

get msn :e

I could have come :(.gif

Why did the Professor take the time to create a label for the Antidote X bottle when the world is in the midst of being destroyed? The Powerpuff Girls could have died while he was doing it. I don't think that's a safe enviroment for them to be living it. Someone call child services.

Hey Bulldog

I have this uploading now. it'll be done in about an hour

If they're stuck on an island why do they have a bodybag?

first time I've seen this in 2005.

There's people who have not heard this?

I just deleted alien vs. predator

"I woke up from a coma and I had the gift of rap."
Someone should make a comic about this guy.

what?

Shovel the driveway then you lazy fuck.

ban

being a fag

I had short hair all my life, then I started growing it but it's falling out and I'm going bald and I'm 18 and it's bullshit and I'm probably going to kill myself over it if it keeps up.

This guy sang Over The Rainbow on the Tonight Show. He was pretty good at it. He should do a musical documentary.

I'd get raped.

rofl

I had like a million pogs. I got ripped off by buying the Power Rangers pogs only to find out they were the same as the Power Rangers trading cards.

wtf. i'd rather fuck spiderman.

now I have to stop playing 50 Cent - Open A Thousand MS Paints.

The 1966 version?

this is the first cd I ever bought that someone stole from me.

Seasons one, two, three.

Death Row is the label :E

Wtf is mewsic? Some kind of pokemon?

It's a freakin treasure hunt.

Gangsta.

Don't forget he is a crybaby.

fag

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If you want gay I'll post a pic of my wang.

I have Thug World Order, but I'm moving on Monday and I packed it already.

4 :(

Scum of the Earth - Blah Blah Blah Love Songs For The New Millenium is another good one

So your tree broke someone else's stuff?

On it's way.

Yes, that's what I said nine replies ago.

If you raise your son to like cars and stuff and then he does turn out to be gay, at least he would be the manliest homo in the town.

I wanna see it

Ah sweet. Death to America.

"Middle of the Road" Independant

Food is good, I don't care where it comes from.

He makes me realise how much I love meat.

This makes me realise how much I want to see bulletwound porn.

That's about the same as my top download speed.

Sweet, he can jump over a midget.

Is this an official release?

How many tracks is security, then?

Winning easily is so fun.

Maybe you're a pussy ass who can't.

That's great.

Too bad it's ended, I would have paid more than that.

I

When they're dead?

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wait do you want to see everything i've posted or just some things?

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