I'm going to post my favorites from this set here. Feedback appriciated.

True Confessions of a Marketing Assistant by attitudechicka 4-27-05

Now that you're Joe's assistant, remember you can come to me with any problems that arise. Well, now that you mention it... He's sexually harassing you? I knew it! Well, no. You see, now that Joe knows that I get coffee for my boyfriend at home, he's a little jealous.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I had to open the toilet paper too, but my hands weren't wet by attitudechicka 6-09-05

Watch this, Bill. I'm going to throw away the old paper towel roll and NOT OPEN A NEW ONE! Genius! The next person to use the restroom will flop around like a fish trying to open the plastic with wet hands! Excuse me guys -- gotta pee! Score! Brilliant!

I just want to note that all real names have been changed, of course. Also, this one you probably won't think is quite as funny as I did, but when it actually happened, I laughed so hard... if there were a fourth panel, there would be me sitting behind a computer screen trying not to laugh too loud.

Maybe You Had To Be There... by attitudechicka 6-09-05

*squalking noises* *squalking noises* Man, those turkeys are everywhere! I'm gonna go get my BB GUN!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I didn't really get that last one. I liked the one about the paper towels. But in the joke were you talking about t.p. or p.t.?

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obscenity filter is off

As poor as they were in March with the exception of the bathroom one, which is not bad, and the turkeys one, which is less funny now than it was then.

I'll join the chorus of approval for the toilet paper one. "Claire the Typist" isn't too bad either.

The paper towel roll one was brilliant, and I rather liked New Job 3. The rest didn't really sizzle my bacon.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Neither of those were made in March. I've only had this job since the end of March.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I liked them a good deal, but that probably has a lot to do with the fact that I'm surrounded by idiots as well.

The turkey thing went right by me.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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Considering I work in a rural area with rednecks, I should have been shot if I didnt get the turkey joke.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Neither of those were made in March. I've only had this job since the end of March.

Explain the first three with the 3-09-05 date. Man, you're not only not funny, you can't fucking count.

See, chicka, I told you the toilet-paper comic was good.

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Dad was flammable

The funny part about the turkeys is the guy thinking a BB gun would hurt them and that he would probably only have to go out to his truck in the parking lot/garage to get said gun.

Why didn't the turkeys say "gobble, gobble," and how was he hearing the outside turkeys inside the office? I don't know*.

*I do know that actual turkeys don't make a *gobble, gobble* sound, but I like to stereotype them.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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Explain the first three with the 3-09-05 date. Man, you're not only not funny, you can't fucking count.

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The funny part about the turkeys is the guy thinking a BB gun would hurt them and that he would probably only have to go out to his truck in the parking lot/garage to get said gun.

Why didn't the turkeys say "gobble, gobble," and how was he hearing the outside turkeys inside the office? I don't know*.

*I do know that actual turkeys don't make a *gobble, gobble* sound, but I like to stereotype them.

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Oh and there will still be comics in this series, but I lost the job title of Marketing Assistant on Monday. They decided it would be more efficient to combine another person's job with this one, so now I am an "Office Assistant" which is another name for "person who gets their face shoved in mud and then has to clean it up when it gets all over the office".

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Explain the first three with the 3-09-05 date. Man, you're not only not funny, you can't fucking count.

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Neither of those were made in March. I've only had this job since the end of March.

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More fun!

Marilou Doing What She Does Best by attitudechicka 6-14-05

I can't eat anything because I'm diabetic. The email is keeping my emails again. My computer froze and all my information will be lost. -------> JUST STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ALREADY! Gia? Okay... so no, you don't want any donuts then?

Report Nazi by attitudechicka 6-16-05

I just turned in a report 3 minutes late. The psychos here are going to fire me for sure! If it's any consolation, I haven't turned in a report that was due Monday at 10:30am. Is this one of those "Things-could-be-worse" speeches? Cuz if it is, it sucks.

The Little Claw Grabber Thing by attitudechicka 6-22-05

Hey Gia, how's it going? I despise staples. Um, okay. Uh, why is it that you despise staples? Because you stick them in papers and expect the papers to be held together, but no, it's the wrong size staple! Then you can't get them out even with the claw grabber thing! Um, yeah... maybe now's not a good time, I'll come back.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"The Little Claw Grabber Thing" = pretty good.

It's also fun to pretend it's a monster trying to eat your writing utensils.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And a bonus!

Anti-Filing Clerk VIP by attitudechicka 6-22-05

I hate filing. It takes up too much of my time, and I can never get any work done. And it's hot over by the filing cabinets. Fine, I'll do all the filing from now on. Problem solved. Two days later... Just what are you doing? Filing. I can do that. Not without complaining the whole time, you can't.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

:) We have something in common now.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That little claw thingie always ended up tearing the paper whenever I used it.

And speaking of playing with it, I always liked pretending they were vampire dentures for my hand. People get kinda uppity when you "bite" them, though.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Excellent, especially Report Nazi and Productivity vs Morals. Oh yeah, the toilet paper one was good, too.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

This one's a little on the catty side...

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Mediocrity at its most average.