Spam I by CrunchyCheese 6-19-05

You've got mail Who, me? ::click:: --Spam-- Your companion will be pleasantly surprised. That's just what I need! Thank you faceless stranger! What the hell is backslash backslash slash slash 1 slash backslash 6 R slash backslash? I believe she's a size 12, if you have it.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Spam II by CrunchyCheese 6-19-05

You've got mail excellent ::click:: --Spam-- Make her scream all night writswatch arachnid oooh sounds kinky. So you bought her a Seiko and a box full of spiders? well, she did scream all night....

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Spam III by CrunchyCheese 6-19-05

--Spam-- Remind him of the man he used to be! As it is written, so let it be done You used to be a wholesome farm boy. You had morals and ethics. You were poor, but you were happy. Now, look at yourself Gosh, I never looked at it like that. So he walked out on his job and his family just like that? Don't you feel terrible? I can't fight my destiny.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

The first two go over my head. Or perhaps under it. Could be to the right and up a bit. All I know is that the vector between them and my head has a non-zero length. However, number three is a chucklefest and then some.

I can only assist with #1

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Don't you get spam like that? Or is it jsut because I luv teh pron?

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

I love all three comics, and would even if you were less crunchy.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I really enjoyed #2

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

And by that I don't mean poop.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Welcome back Cheese that crunches. Great comics.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yep, I agree, they are great. Welcome back, CC.

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Meh. The first two were Easy Mac while the last one was Velveeta shells and cheese.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Spam IV by CrunchyCheese 6-20-05

--Spam-- Lose weight immediately. . . --Spam-- Drop pounds fast. . . . --Spam-- Wanted: A thinner you I thought I looked fine. But the machines never lie. So, you did this just because the machine told you to? You don't understand. It *speaks* to me. I have no choice in this I just think there might have been a better, safer way Good and safe? Sure. But would it have been fast?

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Spam V-a by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

---SPAM--- Your classmates are looking for you! They are? I better get in touch with them then. Looking for you? I don't even know you do I? Sure, we had shop class together. There were a lot of people in that class. Which one were you again? You're right, there were a lot of people there. Me? I was the TALKING COW, burnout.

Spam V-b by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

Hey, Don't I know you? Yeah, we went to high school together Oh right, the talking cow. Francis, right? Bill. Right, Bill. Hope you aren't still mad at me for standing you up at Senior Prom. I was going through "a phase" - you know? It took years of therapy, but I am over it. So, are you still giving handjobs to football players, or was that just a phase too?

Spam V-c by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

Hey its been great catching up Bill. But, I really gotta get going. I understand. Just one more thing though. I always had the biggest crush on you. How come we never hooked up? Aw, that's sweet. But the chemistry just wasn't there, you know? I guess so. Oh well. wierdo Dike.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Spam V-d by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

Yeah, I remember you. I used to try to ride you to class. That was me. I just want you to know that I have changed. I'm a little embarassed about how I treated you back then. That's really big of you. It took a lot of courage to apologize for something that happened 10 years ago. Apologize? pfft. I said I was embarassed, not sorry. Now give me a lift to that cute redhead over there. This day just keeps getting better.

Spam V-e by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

You know, I remember when you were just a fry cook here. Now look at you, Mr. Businessman Heh, yeah. Owning a burger joint isn't easy though. Alway looking for ways to cut costs and keep a decent profit. Say Bill, umm What do you weigh now? I'd say about 14-1500 lbs, why? Let's see, taking out about 300 lbs for skeleton and viscera, that's roughly 5000 McWhoppers. How's your fat content? Is that the time? I really need to get going.. Would you describe yourself as "tender and juicy"?

Spam V-f by CrunchyCheese 6-22-05

So what was it like, seeing all your classmates again? It was like I never left Really? well that's great. No, it isn't. They are still a bunch of assholes, just like they were ten years ago. Then why did you make sure to get all of their addresses and promise to send them gifts from the farm? Two words my friend "Organic Fertilizer"

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Two words, my friend: "excellent comics."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Spam V-c was a classic!

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

Spam V-b was awesome. Keep it up.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

thanks guys - appreciate the comments!

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart