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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The strange disappearance of Kevin has now been explained.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not a brand that sells well in Saudi Arabia, but still sells a lot more there than Dr. Pepper.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

And the Adkins diet scores another victory.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Just add frozen lard for a delicious pork float!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It was with this photo that we found out that Les Claypool was, in fact, a prophet.

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I has a flavor!

That actually looks pretty good

I agree. There's no way Diet coke could possibly taste worse than it already does.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I agree. There's no way Diet coke could possibly taste worse than it already does.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I would like 3 slabs of baby back ribs, one of them 6 pound hamburgers, 3 fried eggs, biscuits and gravy, a 2 pound death by chocolate ice cream cake, and a diet coke. (I'm trying to watch my figure.)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I'll keep an eye on it for you!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I agree. There's no way Diet coke could possibly taste worse than it already does.

Thankfully I'm just shy of being old enough to remember Tab. After drinking Diet Coke with Lemon, though, I have a good idea of what I (thankfully) missed.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I saw about four 6-packs of Tab in the local Jewel-Osco yesterday. Either they still make it, or it's old as hell. Either way, it still sucks.

They still make it. It's actually "improved". We did a comparison study on it about 6 months ago.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

healthier than jolt, more popular than new coke

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what if nigger meant kite

Even Pepsi Blue had more followers than New Coke.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Even Pepsi Blue had more followers than New Coke.

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what if nigger meant kite

Even Pepsi Blue had more followers than New Coke.

Let's hope they bring back Crystal Pepsi when they finally strike.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

maybe the cia will reintroduce it to try to distract them from planning their taste war

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what if nigger meant kite

For those of you too young to remember, a Timeline of the Cola Wars.