Attitudechicka and I were talking this morning about having ideas for comics at inopportune times when you can't type them in or even write down the ideas, like when you're driving, so as often as not, you run the risk of forgetting about them. I told her that that should be the topic of her next series, but the more I thought of it, the more I wanted to take my own stab at it. So here it is. The green rubber boots were her idea.

PS: Yes, I did google them. That stuff is real!

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Geniuzzzzzzzzz by kaufman 6-23-05

The best ideas often come in the dead of night as you're drifting off to sleep. A series where the hero puts on these awful green rubber boots, but he can't get them off, so he has to wear them in all the most inappropriate situations. The slapstick'll get more and more absurd. This could really work. Let me write down a few notes so I don't forget. *click* Green Rubber Boots.

The Next Day by kaufman 6-23-05

Get to work. I need the Pittsburgh papers packed promptly, and the Philly files faxed by four. Right away, sir. What a day. At last I can have dinner, log on to stripcreator, and ... wait a minute! I had a great idea for a comic. What was it? WHAT WAS IT? GREEN RUBBER BOOTS? What is that supposed to mean?

Kids, don't try this at home by kaufman 6-23-05

Google for "Green rubber boots." Oh good, Lots of hits. I'm sure one of these will jog my memory. Hunting polar bears? Not what I was looking for ... Surviving cancer? Interesting, but no ... Oh my god, those pictures of that guy in his waders! OH MY EYES! MAKE IT STOP!

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These Boots were Made for Flying by kaufman 6-23-05

Ok, deep breath, relax. You thought of it before in this state, you can again. Green rubber boots. Why? Rubber bounces. Bounces high ... Maybe he uses those boots to defy gravity. A superhero who can fly thanks to his special boots. YES! This might work. I need to write something down so I can remember tomorrow. *click* Defy gravity ... Boots.

The Next The Next Day by kaufman 6-23-05

Get to work. I need the Tampa texts typed today and the Miami missives mailed by Monday. I know, I know, and the Xenia x-rays xeroxed by Xmas. What a day. At last I can have dinner, log on to stripcreator, and ... OH NO, NOT AGAIN! DEFY GRAVITY! BOOTS? What do they have to do with anything?

We Have Liftoff! by kaufman 6-23-05

All right, think. Defying gravity. How is that possible? And what about the boots? Somebody must be wearing them. But why? What is the significance? Wait a minute, now it's all coming together. This just might work. YES! I've got it! Let me write that down. *clickety-clack* Screw that. I don't care if it's 3 AM. I'm typing this comic in now, when I can still remember it!

Cowboy physics by max 1-06-01

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! What the fuck are you talking about?

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Genius. Pure genius.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

That was great. I don't genrally like serial comics but that set was great. Funny stuff. Great punchline.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

If I had a dime for every time that happened to me, I'd have enough to donate again.

That was great.

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