Even as we speak, my army of poo-flining monkeys is marching on mandingo's domain, in response to him having more stars than me.

I will cover him with rancid monkey feces and begin a swath of fecal vandalism unless my demands are met.

Just so you know, here is a list of my demands:

1. Another star.

2. A vintage 1967 Dallas Cowboys football helmet filled with fresh cottage cheese.

3. A cd of Aerosmith songs covered by a group of nasally Bulgarian monks in Gregorian Chant.

And Finally, I want to:

4. Spend a day at Disney World with biped's pal Terry.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i'm even more pissed at having 4 stars then i am at all the flying monkey i'm having to clean out of my teeth. with 4 stars, i'm feeling the oppressive hand of the man trying to conform me into an upstanding forum member. i'm getting requests to pitch in for birthday presents, asked to sign get well cards, i've even been recruited as the bass for the starber's fourtet.

WELL FUCK THAT. i prefer the days of 3 stars. where i got to stick gerbil's up sleeping vegans asses, or get my best friend and girlfriend pass out drunk then superglue his mouth to her tit and walk in right when one of them wakes up.

seriously if you like my comics at all go rate me as bad as you can. my greatest hope is to look like a jackass because people are reading this and looking to the left to see me already under 4 stars.

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what if nigger meant kite

If you insist.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

ahhhh, much better, thank you

now if you'll excuse me i have some vegans to gerbil

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what if nigger meant kite

Whatever. It's too bad my monkeys can't be recalled until my demands are met, though.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

don't plan on demand 4.

you can have terry when you pry his naked shivering body from my cold dead fingers

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what if nigger meant kite

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3. A cd of Aerosmith songs covered by a group of nasally Bulgarian monks in Gregorian Chant.

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