That tasty treat attitudechicka and I got together to make a series. When all was said and done, we came up with this idea of an office with different kinds of beings (no real limits on what was in the office) and decided that someone should say some product slogan at least once a panel. That's it. This is what we came up with. We invite you to add your own.

The World On Time Office by attitudechicka 6-16-05

Dig the new water cooler. It's cool when it's hot! Doesn't water, like, fry your circuits or something? *Snap, Crackle, Pop*

The World on Time Office-2 by mmyers 6-17-05

I don't know what to do, Sympathy-Bot. Peggy treats me like I'm an idiot. I just wish I could prove to her that I know what I'm doing. It's hard to put a team together... until you find out who you're playing. She micromanages me, she corrects everything I do. How am I ever supposed to get promoted in this environment? Sometimes you have to break the rules to free your heart. Do you really believe that, Sympathy-Bot? Well, I was going to say Laugh. Cry. Share the pants...but I think I may just be picking up signals from MovieFone. Guess I probably need to go in for repairs.

The World On Time Office 3 by attitudechicka 6-20-05

There's no good way to tell you this, Mark, but we're cutting your position. I don't understand. We just think it would be more appropriate to put Ahmed as the executive assistant. Have it your way. What will I do then? We're making you the office assistant. So you mean I have to do whatever anyone in the office says, even the mail guy? I'm lovin it.

The World on Time Office 4 by mmyers 6-23-05

Tinkles, you've been in here for 3 days straight. You've got to get out of here. You've got to live. You gotta eat. I can't. I'm lonely. I'm miss Penelope. She was the most beautiful clown I've ever met. You know what will make you feel better? Getting 'in touch' with yourself, ya know? Self pleasure. The power of an upright in the palm of your hand. I tried to but right as I was finishing, springy snakes came out of my penis. Penelope always loved...*sniff* the springy snake gag. *weep* Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

World On Time Office (5) by attitudechicka 6-24-05

You wanted to see me, sir? Yes, Johnson, get me a brown permanent marker. What can brown do for you, sir? I need to hide the scratch marks the President's wife put on my desk earlier.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

The World on Time Office (6) by mmyers 6-27-05

Hey Cap'n Hook, I just wanted to give you back your Popeye DVD that I borrowed from you last week. Yarrr, I love that Popeye, chicken. Underrated flick. Right, um, I couldn't help but notice that the video quality wasn't the best. Are you sure you gave me the right DVD? Yarr, sure I did. You got the right one, baby. I pirate all my DVDs. In fact, I pirate everything. Books, movies, shopping bag... Really? Well I've been wanting to see that new Blade movie? Do you have that? Sure I do...or well, as close to Blade or your money back.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Poor clown. No one should have sadness attached to springy snakes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

No one should have springy snakes attached to their penis.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.