It's not nearly as good as my religion series, but what the hey?

CC 287: Monopoly World, part I by mad_matt 7-05-05

Hello sir and welcome to Old Kent Road. While you're here, would you like to buy the street for £60? What? You can buy Old Kent Road. A steal at only £60! £60 for a whole street? In London? Yes, and then if your friends roll the right number on the dice, they'll have to stay the night here and pay you for it! You'll be alright, just stay calm and back away from the crazy man...

Monopoly World, part II by mad_matt 7-05-05

God Dammit, it's so boring around here, there's nothing to do! I know, I'll roll a dice, that oughtta fill in a couple of hours woo hoo, double six! Would you look at that, another double! Double three this time... and a double 2! What are the chances? You're under arrest sonny, for rolling 3 doubles in a row! What the...?

Monopoly World, part III by mad_matt 7-05-05

I didn't expect to see you here again so soon, after you got arrested. Yeh but I got out with my get out of jail free card. Get out of jail free card? Yeh but it didn't work properly. What d'you mean? You got out didn't you? Yeh but it wasn't free - it cost me the card.

Monopoly World, part IV by mad_matt 7-05-05

By the way, you got a message, you're supposed to go down to the bank and pick up a tenner. Why? You won second prize in a beauty contest. Damn those smart-arse sarcastic chance cards!

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

I like 'em.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Aye, me too, great idea.

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Dad was flammable

I like them. 8)

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obscenity filter is off

You landed on Park Place with the hotel and never paid. You owe me a thousand, you cheapskate!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

$1500.

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Get it right!

I prefer the first two when the hero is still bewildered about everything, but they all "pwn", as tomorrow's world leaders would put it.

Surprisingly good feedback so far. I guess I only didn't like them cos I've had the idea in my head for months in the form of a stand-up routine.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.