Well, stripper-creators, trolls, and pornography alike, in what is to be stripcreator's fourth year, we're almost upon our 30,000th comic. Who's gonna get it? A spammer, likely. A big fat funkin' spammer. I myself have tripped the comic-making ban many a time, but with the recent output I've had, a bolt of lightning would have to hit me before I hit that.

So here's what I'm saying: whoever does get the 30,000th comic gets dinner, a date, and probably oral sex from me. All online, of course, in IRC, unless you live close enough and have the proper genitalia. Are you up for it, fine citizens of SC?

now...
FIGHT... WITH... MIGHT... AND... BELIEVE... THE HYPE!!!

*change oral sex to anal sex if you identify the quote of the "fight" line.

Lost: Decimal place.

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What others say about boorite!

Or maybe he just longs for dinner, date, etc. with the author of this ...

[Click to view comic: 'TOBOR's commercial: take 2']

(and I didn't even check first to see whose it was!)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

O fak!

Kaufman's a mod! CHAANGE IT!!! PLZ!

I hope you and Spankling will be very happy together!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

O fak!

Kaufman's a mod! CHAANGE IT!!! PLZ!

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Sorry. Mods can't edit or retitle posts. They can only delete posts and move or delete threads.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dang.

Well, c'mere, Spanky.

Isn't it the fifth year?

quote:

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Dang.

Well, c'mere, Spanky.

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Aw don't be like that. He likes it when they struggle.

Found that one out the hard way. The *really* hard way.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You both are up in the Pacific Northwest. I can officiate the wedding if it leads to anything.

The Winner:

[Click to view comic: 'how'd he hear the doorbell?']

I demand a recount.

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It's grime time.

nah, marf deserved it.

even if his name is just "farm" rearranged.

I thought it was just a misspelling of the word Pinkie says.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Heheh! NARF!!!

BigFrank is pondering what I'm pondering.

There really should be an Animaniacs DVD. Everything I know about religion and history came from that show.

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It's grime time.

I finally got around to opening this one. So many dates I've been missing!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'd actually like an Animaniacs DVD. I also wouldn't mind a few Tiny Toons DVDs, especially if they had one with the music video episode. There were two They Might Be Giants songs on that episode and it was awesome. That show got me into TMBG, I will always be thankful for that.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.