Don't Scare the Children Like That, Georgie! by Splunge 8-02-05

In the news today, President Bush fucked the country yet again... John Bolton, a complete asshole, was appointed today as ambassador to the UN... President Bush said,"You think this is bad? Wait until I come over to your house and fuck you in the ass.You'll wish the ambassador thing was the worse thing I did. You are all my bitches. HAHAHAHA!!"

Think of the Children. by Splunge 8-02-05

In the news today, the Doomsday Clock, is set at 10 minutes to midnight... As you know, the Doomsday Clock was started by scientists to describe how close we are to the possibility of a nuclear war. It hasn't been this bad since 1981. We here at Channel 4 News suggest that you kiss your ass goodbye. Now do me on the news desk Brad! Now you bastard, and make it hurt!

Somebody Needs a V-Chip. by Splunge 8-02-05

I like this better. Welcome to the Home Shopping Channel... What do we have up right now, Carol? Okay, we have this fine CBW suit. As you know, CBW stands for chemical and biological warfare. If you live in the USA today you need one of these. That's right, Carol, otherwise you might breath in something that will totally fuck you up... I'm talking bleeding from your eyes. Total excruciating pain...

Too Soon? by Splunge 8-02-05

So Achmed, how goes our campaign of terror? I believe that we have scared the shit out of a few children in the Country of the Satan. Hmmmm... this is good. Yet they have pretty much turned our lovely country into a parking lot, no? It would seem that way, Abdullah. Perhaps we should kick it up a bit? Maybe blow up some more people? Send your son into a City of Satan with a bomb strapped to him. My son? What about you, you have nothing but worthless daughters. Blow them up, fuckwad!

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i liked 'Think of the Children.'

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Thank Allah! by Splunge 8-03-05

Today in the news. Police officials in New York said that they will not racially profile people when they search their bags at subway stations... Police Commisioner Raymond Kelly said, "We will not focus on people of any race, color or look. The searches will be totally random." Thank Allah! That stupid costume was killing my balls.

God is Good by Splunge 8-03-05

Allahu akbar! Welcome to the country of the Great Satan, Abdullah. You don't have to wear that horrible costume and makeup. The police here do not search for us. They are so stupid, we may walk free here. But I like it. Would you like to touch my pert titties? Okay, but just this once...

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For mandingo:

Think of the Children, Part 2 by Splunge 8-03-05

Okay. Hit the code for unscrambling the porn channels. Put on Hairy Peter and the Sorcerers Bone... Oh! Do me Hairy! Damn, got the beer shits! OH GOD, you're so BIG! MOM??? How will you fit that crystal ball in my... OH MY GOD!!!! Ahhhh! You're a wizard, Hairy!

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You brain my make laugh from hurting...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

God is good and Thank Allah were probbly the best of the thread. and Think of the children 2 made me flash to that Lindsey Lohan Harry Potter skit, so thank you

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