The "I's" have it by Slice 8-23-05

I spy with my little eye... I spy..... Therefore, I am.

Sing along now! by Slice 8-23-05

The retina's connected to the, eyeball! Eyeball??? Eyeball. Therefore, I am.

STOP IT! by Slice 8-23-05

YOU! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU ARE FIRED! BANNED FROM MY COMICS! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! You...hate me?! YES! You hate?! YES! Therefore, you are.

No minors allowed! by Slice 8-23-05

Aren't you a bit young to be in a bar? You should leave! yeah but...sniff.. You're not gonna cry are you?! You're too old to cry! Do you still cry??? Yes...sniff... I cry... Therefore, she is.

To Western Union by Slice 8-23-05

I think I'll WESTERN UNION her the money. Dude, that's not a verb. IT CAN BE USED AS A VERB! Oh, sure....You Western Union, She Western Unions, They Western Union, I Western Union.... ....Therefore, I am?

[Click to view comic: 'Foolproof, eh']
[Click to view comic: 'Polite politics']

That last one is just there to get the therefore aftertaste out of yer mouth.

You really shouldn't have done this series until you'd written some comics about a person with laryngitis. But instead you put Descartes before the hoarse. When will people ever learn?

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You, sir, are a comic genius!

You guys are so right. Oh that reminds me, this comic might be just right down your alley :

SLICE SUCKS (INSERT QUESTIONMARK HERE) by Slice 5-25-05

Alright, I made this comic in order to tell everyone out there who hates my comics how I feel about your Slice-bashing. If you think that my comics suck, that's fine with me. But what gets on my nerves is that some of you think it's a FACT. I happen to know a few people who like my comics. So, I can say that my... ..comics sucking is not a FACT, but an OPINION. So here's what I'm gonna do; I'm gonna keep making comics, and if you @$$holes who hate me, keep reading them, I'll take it as a compliment. Thanks.

Learn that. ;-)

That's so true... People seem to forget that some people aren't making comics to make forum whores laugh, they're doing them to make themselves or their friends laugh.

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

Thank you! BTW; WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BEDROOM?! LOL loved it..:P

Then why are you posting them in plain sight of the forum whores?

I really need a t-shirt that says "forum whore" on it. It just has a nice ring to it.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Cheers.

And 'forum whores' was specifically referring to the guys who come on RMDC and spew out lame insults. You know, the whole "Your comics are awesome! I added you to my favourites list... Which is what I'd say if they weren't shit." thing, it's old...

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The tongue licking the ars of pretension.

I totally agree. Which is what I would say if I did. Wait, I do. Scratch that second thing.

i'm glad you elaborated because i was about to throw down, like a monkey with a hand full of poo

i agree that it's 100% opinion and in no way fact, but knowing that gives one the freedom to compliment MORE not less. of course people who get joy out of telling people they suck is fucked, but there are alot of fucked people out there. label them a flamer and take the other commenters seriously. what you don't want to do is just take the commenters that like your stuff seriously and disregard the ones that genuinely don't.

if your just making your comics for your friends and family and don't want others comments, state so. otherwise its assanine to assume that comics posted in a public forum named 'Read my Dam Comics' isn't going to get comments

[hr]by the way, except for the last two, i liked most of these. i bet you can expand the theme out even further too, like 'i drink therefore i am', etc

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what if nigger meant kite