Telling Us by Battleganz2 3-19-05

Sally. I wonder what you would do if I asked you out. Hold on.. I.. Let me think. I'd kick the fucking shit out of you.

Outdoor wax museum by Battleganz2 1-22-05

Outdoor wax museum... Hey babe... I am sooo cool. Y-You know why? Cuz my shirt... it changes color... see? Man I am so cool.

Princess Diaries by Battleganz2 8-23-04

Oh my god. You are so charming and witty and cute. You totally respect me and treat me right Don't forget.. I'm also a GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHITTILIONAIRE I'm 50 years old in real life.

shitillionare, lol. these are great, much better calliber than most of the stuff here, keep up the great work!

i thought they were okay. the first and last one were my favorites probbly

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