Chicka & Mom Go Back To School by attitudechicka 9-02-05

Chicka Mom, are you ready for school? Why are you calling me "Chicka Mom"? All the cool kids are saying it now. Oh, okay. Well, I've got everything I think I need, notebook, highlighters, pens. Medic Alert Bracelet? Don't be a bitch.

Chicka & Mom Go Back To School 2 by attitudechicka 9-02-05

You drive too fast. YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US KILLED! Okay, I was only going 5 over the speed limit. You were driving 70! Yes Mom, and the speed limit is 65.

Chicka & Mom Go Back To School 3 by attitudechicka 9-02-05

Can I help you? Yes, We're- Room 213. But you- ROOM 213!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Chicka & Mom Go Back To School 4 by attitudechicka 9-02-05

.........................213............................... Can I help you? Yes, this woman up front just screamed this room number at me. Yes, Kathy is quite paranoid. Um okay. Look we're- ROOM 411

Chicka & Mom Go Back To School 5 by attitudechicka 9-02-05

Here's room 411. It kind of make sense, since you dial 411 for information... I guess. Hey Gia? Yeah Mom? The weirdest things happen whenever I go anywhere with you.

Chicka & Mom Go Back To School 6 by attitudechicka 9-02-05

Can I help you? Yes, my mother and I wanted to register for classes here. Just go see Kathy up front. She'll set you right up. Um, is there anyone else I could possibly talk to about this? Anyone?

I have no idea if this series is going anywhere. Just some true facts as of late.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Your experiences make me think of the pain I had after going through a military "assembly line" for vaccinations, only mental pain instead of physical. I'm so sorry for you.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

3 and 4 cracked me up

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what if nigger meant kite