I just watched the greatest and best movie ever made. Big Boobs Buster is the touching story of a japanese high school girl who, ashamed of her small breasts, becomes a super-hero so she can chase down large breasted girls, take their shirts off and make silicone molds of their knockers. Weird, silly and a great for the kids when you can't find a babysitter.

P.S. It's not porn. But it is hard evidence that all japanese people are insane. Watching it gave me some hard evidence too. If you know what I mean.

LOL IT GAVE U A BONAR! LAWL!!!

They should make a sequel about a guy with a small dick who tracks down guys with big dicks and makes silicone molds of their dicks. Right, Barney Boy?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped! What happened to your good friend Terry?

Terry is taking a two-week vacation in Detroit, where he is spending all his time walking up and down the city streets pretending to be a scuba diver. He makes slow-motion swimming movements with his arms and looks at people like they were interesting species of fish.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Customers who bought this DVD also bought: Erotic Dreams of Jeannie.
Buy this DVD with Teenage Cavegirl DVD today!

Well, just see if I don't!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hopefully he doesn't go and get himself harpooned.

Because, of course, the entire population of Japan has seen this film and enjoyed it.

Ummm... Yeah, Rape-Man was their number one comic book. They recently had an epidemic of men rubbing their penises all over women on the subway. Aum Shinrikyo is still actively trying to destroy the world. I was making a joke about a harmless tit-movie, but if you want to split hairs...

Speaking of japanese insanity, anyone ever seen Kekko Kamen? She stuns/kills naughty men by letting them see her vagina. I'm pretty sure it's a metaphor, or symbolism or something. Naked superheroes rock.

There's a manga, or maybe just an adult comic, called "Katie: Sex Magic". It's about this girl who finds a book of magic spells, but every sinlge one of them requires semen in order to work. You can imagine how the comic goes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Yeah, and they made Robin look really gay on the Teen Titans TV show.

Damn Japanese. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Actually, Robin IS really gay.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thought Teen Titans was an American made show made to LOOK japanese... I didn't know it actually was.

"Mr. Happy" : about the son of a brothel owner and his talking penis.

Yay Japan!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.