http://www.maximonline.com/girls_of_maxim/girl_780.html

I can't believe I missed the show - I gotta plug that TV in someday. She makes 7 of 9 look like a tater tot.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My God...

I foresee millions of crusty pillowcases and socks created in her honour... She may very well become the most fantasised-about-while-masturbating woman in history, especially in the geek community.

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She looks like a hairspray metal singer with a boob job.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

If it weren't for the accompanying interview, she wouldn't be at all appealing. I've had better looking women than that.

Oh, yeah.... She's definitely made new socio-cultural inroads on the subjects of dope, fucking, ditching school, and floating around in the ocean on a chunk of wood.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oh, yeah.... She's definitely made new socio-cultural inroads on the subjects of dope, fucking, ditching school, and floating around in the ocean on a chunk of wood.

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Exactly. Nothing says "fuck me" like a brainless drugged up whore.

Still, she's not even in the top 50,000

Wow.

You've been busy.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Wow.

You've been busy.

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I only wish I could be that busy...

She looks like a combination of Britney Spears and my only girl friend. Kind of sounds like a combination of the two as well from her interview.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Spunking onto the pictures of women doesnt really count as 'Having' them, sorry to break the news to you.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Oh, yeah.... She's definitely made new socio-cultural inroads on the subjects of dope, fucking, ditching school, and floating around in the ocean on a chunk of wood.

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That's what sold me on her. That and her surgically enhanced floaters.

*sigh* She needs me to help her navigate this big dangerous world... and for a place to sit.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not that I'd kick her out of my bed or anything, but she's got some big ass, halfway to Angelina Jolie lips.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

If she asked nicely, I might allow her to bear my blasphemous mutant brood. She has too much of the conventional "Hollywood" image of beauty about her for my tastes, though.

Reckon ah'll be wranglin' on back to the ranch now.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Spunking onto the pictures of women doesnt really count as 'Having' them, sorry to break the news to you.

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Damn you NastyPope! Damn you for ruining my little fantasy!

Actually, I really don't think this woman is all that good looking, so it's not a big stretch for me to make that claim.

i resent that. tater tots are people too.

as for this chick, however... probably not a person. most likely a robot designed to appeal to the mainstream perception of beauty. i'm not buying it, and that's not just because my fiancee's reading over my shoulder. really.

on an unrelated note, do you suppose seven of nine's friends call her point seven repeating?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF LIEING FUKS N WOULD STIK YOUR DICK IN HERE IN A MINUTE!!!!!!!!111 HAWHAW

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Not if I had to talk to her afterwards.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Well, why the hell would you want to do something like that?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I respect a woman that can get her head rammed into a wall for 7 or 8 hours by a parade of hammer-knobs and still wake up the next day and know where she is and what happened.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Believe it or not, I just now for the first time clicked on one of the pictures of this girl. She is way too skinny for my liking. I still like the text - I have a special place in my heart for self-destructive stoner sluts that can't get enough. Call it a weakness. But yeah. She could do with about 10-30 pounds here and there (depending on how tall she is).

Now back to our usual sensitive caring guy show.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Reminds me of a silly little skit that a musical comedy act I really like (Tripod, three Melbourne guys who sing, one of whom also plays a guitar) between songs. One of them pretends to be trying to talk to a girl in a noisy nightclub, but she can't hear him. Suddenly, the music stops and he shouts, "Why don't you go put some clothes on and get a decent meal into ya?"

It's the intro for a very funny song called "Diva Girl", but that is another story.

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I'd shag her head clean off. Especially if she wore the pink donkey mask.

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I LIVE!

She's the Enterprise's officer of Slutology.

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What others say about boorite!

Meanwhile, you can also click here for more starship hijinks.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I never made any negative comments. I said she reminded me of my best friend in fact. I never lied, and I don't have a dick, thank you. I would like an appology.

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Mediocrity at its most average.