The Adventures Of Osma Bin Lodon #1 by Juan_the_egghole 9-11-05

We join Osma as he hides in a bathroom. Not just any bathroom, the longest bathroom in the world. Yessiry, it takes 2 years to go all the way across... Boy, where am I? How many years have I been traveling? 10? 7? Ap? Oooh, I shouldn't have eaten that last beetle. ...And he's very hungry, the only thing he can eat is rocks, beetles, and toilet paper. He also keeps having hallusinations. Hey, is that Britney Spears over there? Hi! Britney! Can I have your Autograph?

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Everytime you read my sig, a puppy get's fed into a meat grinder.

thats almost as funny as irrigating an infected toenail on a screaming old person who smells like shit.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

it made me feel that way, so if thats what you were going for, kudos

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what if nigger meant kite