This may end up being a new 'game' if its entertaining.
In this thread, I will 'roleplay' Karl Rove, the evil and malignant Master Mind who attempts to further the Neo-Con agenda.
You should feel free to ask me any question about solving a world problem in a format like this;
Q: Karl, how do we get rid of the 'Theory' of Evolution? We Keep trying and trying, and yet people don't want to accept the word of God as truth, even though we found a few things Evolution cannot explain yet.
I will respond with something like;
A: If you consider that even semi-intelligent people consider the Theory of Evolution to be the most likely process for creation, it would be foolish to pursue trying to go from state to state painstakingly argue myth against science. It will only make us look bad.
Clearly, what we are talking about here is furthering the Christian Agenda. Consider that they are our power base and fundamental foot soldiers.
Consider this Case Study done in my secret lair with 100 'mindless sheep' who are average american citizens;
Case Study #1:
Made Up Bullshit Sample A:
In test groups, we found people were likely to believe the world was created in 7 days, apples that contain all sin, and was populated by first a man and then a woman created from his own rib. Talking Snake, great flood, animals 2 X2, etc
Made Up Bullshit Sample B:
We also tested for instance, the theory of Pangu the chinese god of creation, who went about creating the world: he separated Yin from Yang with a swing of his giant axe, creating the Earth (murky Yin) and the Sky (clear Yang). To keep them separated, PanGu stood between them and pushed up the Sky. This task took eighteen thousand years, with each day the sky grew ten feet higher, the Earth ten feet wider, and PanGu ten feet taller. PanGu was aided in this task by the four most prominent beasts, the Turtle, the Qilin, the Phoenix, and the Dragon.
It was quite unanimous that the sheep did not recognize sample A as just a bunch of made up bullshit thought up by goat herders 2000 years ago to explain the unknown. Yet they clearly knew made up test set B was made up bullshit.
Conclusion: Pretend there is only set of made up bullshit worth talking about, that being set A.
Our enemy is science. However, we can turn our enemies weapons of 'evidence' against them.
The Free Thinking Act of 2006
Rather than compare made up bullshit with the theory of evolution, I propose that we abandon for now proposing the christian theory of creation. Instead, we declare that there is not enough evidence to determine for certain whether or not any 'theory' is true.
We can concede for instance that it may be possible that life began as a single cell not unlike DNA. However, there is no solid evidence about what created that single cell. Random Chance? some entity placed it there? and then what about that entity's creation?
Since there is 'reasonable doubt', we cannot teach our children the 'theory' of evolution as fact. We must therefore teach them the SCIENCE of gathering evidence, and since there is not going to be enough evidence to prove the theory of evolution, then it as valid as any myth.
Once we have reduced the theory of evolution to mythology status, we begin to teach it in "Mythology" class alongside Christian doctrines in 2008.
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