Please be semi nice, this is my actual son.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Finally! I have learned to levitate the weapon! Soon, my rule with be complete!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Two minutes later, Little Lucifer stuck his fork into Baby Jehovah's eye, starting a grudge that would last for aeons...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Ok, was it poke them with the trident and throw them in the boiling bile, or throw them in the boiling bile and then poke them with the trident?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

He's all ready for his first day at the Anton LaVey Day Care Center.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i can't decide if i want to rule the world with this mighty Lance of Longinuis or if i want to eat it...

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

If I cross my eyes like this, it looks like I have two pitchforks! Two... now one... now two... now one...

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Mediocrity at its most average.

MUAHAHAAHAHA, now that I have been born in human flesh, I shall take my Hellhound Fluffy and we shall rule the universe!!!!!! NO ONE CAN STOP EVIL THIS CUTE!!!!!

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Now we know where all the lost cell phones and remotes really go!

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It's not the crack, it's the 'caine.

Maybe I shouldn't have posted that picture. Now you all know I was a Neilson TV home and affected the television ratings.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

*Gasp*

DAMN YOU FOR CANCELLING (Insert Beloved Cancelled Show Here)!!! DAMN YOU!!!!

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

I was too, for a while. I kept inviting people over to watch Gorgeous Ladies of Wresting.

No. Really.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Uh-oh, is that what that remote was for? We may have adversely skewed your preferences for soccer, violent films and cartoons.

Kidding, I had no idea what that was.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

chicka, I have a small question that's off-topic. Since you have the Nielson's remote/box, does that mean that the ratings we see after a TV show airs is all the Nielson boxes that tuned in? Or is it everyone? I'm sorry, it's just that I really don't know HOW tv ratings are obtained.

Love, Basic.

:)

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chicka, I have a small question that's off-topic. Since you have the Nielson's remote/box, does that mean that the ratings we see after a TV show airs is all the Nielson boxes that tuned in? Or is it everyone? I'm sorry, it's just that I really don't know HOW tv ratings are obtained.

Love, Basic.

:)

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Thanks, I always wondered if my viewing of a show mattered, or if it was only the people who had the nielson boxes.

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

You can always let the networks know how you feel about certain shows by emailing or snail mailing them. They like to get people's opinions, especially since Neilson is random and usually only in apartment complexes.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I thought standing naked outside of the Showtime HQ for a week in order to get them to bring back Dead Like Me would work, but instead it gave me shrinkage, the flu and 800 hours of community service.

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<3~~~XO.XO. |3 @ S 1 [ XO.XO.~~~<3

It records what you watched. You key in how many people are watching with you.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

True fact: The average 1-year-old is in the 73rd percentile of Nielsen families as far as intelligence goes.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

So the cancellation of Push, Nevada was *your* fault! Why, I oughta...!

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"Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time." --OK Go