The Day Before The Party: Curds of Puss

Oh no, a pimple the day before the party. Don't worry, You can use this pointless Ointment and then i can squeeze it and watch the puss roll out of your skin as your self esteem goes down.

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

The Day Before The Party: Waiting

Oh no, i need to go to the toilet the day before the party. Oh no, how can you possibly hold on?

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

The Day Before The Party: Ben Affleck

Oh no, a Ben Affleck movie, at the party! You're gonna have drown yourself in the toilet.

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Not your best, though the third one was funny. Unless it was pre-Reindeer Games Ben Affleck. Or a pre-Jersey Girl Kevin Smith movie Affleck.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Will there be a "The Day After The Party" sequel?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It was an 'after armageddon' ben affleck

The Day Before The Party: After the Party

Oh no a pregnancy the day after the party. Want an abortion? I've got some scissors and a vacume cleaner downstairs.

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-21-05

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

It was an 'after armageddon' ben affleck

That'll work.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

The Day Before The Party: That One

Remember that time at Matt's party when you... Hey don't remind me

by HotRodDeathToll, 10-27-05

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I can't believe it took me so long to figure out why the girls were in the bathroom...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Bathrooms are better and cleaner than a shopping mall and spanish restraunts

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I like the toilet and the day after the party.