Whp would've thought a squirt gun that fires strawberry jam would be so much fun?
--- It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.
haha that was just like this one time, where i was all walking on the moon and shit and then i ran into big rock wich sent me off into space where i flew off and landed on an asteroid and then...
...i got all worried cause i thought i was going to burn to death and die!
and then BAM i was like OMFG IM GONNA DIE! and that's when i woke up in my bed with my hand up my asshole.