Not sure if these will amuse... but anyway.

Trick questions

Question one, was your ex-girlfriend: (a) really nice (b) very smart or (c) a fat, ugly, stupid slut and all-round bad person?

by kaiobrien, 10-26-05

All women become their mothers by kaiobrien 10-26-05

You know you're just like your mother That's not true My mother would slap you across the face for saying that Whereas I'm just not going to have sex with you for a month

The love quiz by kaiobrien 10-26-05

Question two, do you love me? Umm... yes. Correct. Next question. Have you ever wanted to have sex with another woman? Umm... BZZZZ out of time. The correct answer was "of course not darling"

Birthday Girl by kaiobrien 10-26-05

What do you want for your birthday? I want you to get a proper job, get along better with my parents and learn to drive. Oh and stop asking me what I want all the time - you're so pathetic.

Oh, you flatter me by kaiobrien 10-26-05

Why don't you just find a new boyfriend? I'm never going to be of any use to you. Don't be so hard on yourself. Haven't you heard the Chinese proverb - "even a piece of shit can fertilise the ground"

Good ones. Feel free to carry on with this series.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Hooray!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

'All women become their mothers' and 'oh you flatter me' cracked me up

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

I like them. The first strip features me.

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Low-maintenance by kaiobrien 11-03-05

My girlfriend is pretty low-maintenance... As long as I do everything she wants, she doesn't give me too much trouble