Buy an apple, become a tiger.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

While Kaenash's fanatasy life is very rich, he is unfortunately the sole participant in these bizarre dress-up sessions. Fortunately, he has a huge stash of digitized Pokemon episodes to beat off to.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

ZASTER46: Please is any one in the chatroom? Please IM me back.

ZASTER46: lol, my joke was already taken.

Dear Acme,

I have a complaint about the so called "temporary" body paint and ear glue that you sell.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"So thats when I decided to kill myself"

"So, little_kitty... you sound like my type of girl."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"So, HungStud69, you say you're looking for some pussy..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

The effects of remaining online for 72 hours straight were finally realized.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Harold emailed his father repeatedly, begging for some kind of paternal bonding, but it was no use; Tony the Tiger was just too bust for his bastard children.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Fuck, "bust" = "busy".

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

cat_girl069: OMG, s/g/b?
Tony: I'M GAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!

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Ohh, James.

Okay, A/S/L seriously took me 3 months to figure out. What the fuck is s/g/b?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

"I just farted"

Okay, A/S/L seriously took me 3 months to figure out. What the fuck is s/g/b?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"Hot teen girl, living in New York, looking for a young stud to take naked pictures of me"

The wonderfull thing about Tiggers & Tiggers are wonderful things, our feet are made out of rubber, our tails are made out of springs....unfortunately we know sod all about reconfiguring harddrives!

Damn i've been outbid on that freshly killed antelope carcass, bloody last minute bidders!

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.