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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

John and Marsha seemed ignored Granny's senile ramblings, but when four weird guys on horses showed up asking to see the baby and fire began to rain from the sky, they got the feeling that something wasn't quite right...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Prince Edmund was unloved by his father from a very young age.

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Little did the parents know that 10 miles away, a baby bearing a striking image of Eric Idle had been born and that these two tots were to grow up to rule the world.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

what God sees, when he looks in his toilet.

Despite being warned by the parents that little Nigel was an old head on young shoulders the babysitter still was not prepared for quite what awaited her!

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With Grey power comes Grey responsibility.

Poor Nigel had terribly advanced Progeria for one so young.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

The mother soon began to understand why some animals ate their young after birth.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

GOLD!

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Utter perfection. Although I can't eat that without some hot sauce... Gallons of it.

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Welcome. You've got mail. Oh... Just kidding it's spam. ...And porn.

I'm so sorry, ma'am, but we don't allow outside monkeys into the zoo.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

The struggle against unwed mothers who abuse methedrine continues.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.