This one brings to life a running gag in the office here. I can't tell you what DTAS is or what it does or anything, but needless to say everyone always assumes it doesn't work even though they know nothing about it.
[Click to view comic: 'Why I hate The Army']
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.