ONE GUY: "Look, its just us guys! all night, hanging out and having fun"

ANOTHER GUY: "We can't girls, can we.."

ALL: (Disappointed Silence)

Guy 1: "Seriously, If I were Mario, I'd find me a woman who was a little lower maintenance."

Guy 2: "If you were Mario, you'd at least HAVE a woman, which is better than you have now."

Guy 1: "..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

maH DichDaq ta' neopets Hoch ram tIq

vam 'oH vaj QaQ 'oH jIH nIH!

'ej ghobe' jIH DichDaq ghobe' mev jatlh Daq tlhIngan mev ja'taH jIH a 'dorK'.

Oops, double post. Sorry about that.

And in respone to Kaenash's post: They speak Klingon and spend hours on videogames and wonder why they can't find girlfriends...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

No one had the heart to tell their retarded friend that he wasn't the Incredible Hulk.

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I has a flavor!

"Sweet! I've never seen anyone get so far in DOOM ]|[ without getting hit once! College is all I ever dreamed of!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Does anyone else find it disturbing that the guy on the top bunk has apparently drugged someone up there?

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Welcome to our club. Next week we're all going to sacrifice ourselves to join our brothers inside the Xbox.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm not gonna comment on this picture... most of my weeknights at college are like that anyway.

Ah...we're all laughing at these guys who we assume have no life. Yep, just a bunch of people, many of them grown men and women, who log onto the internet for hours at a time to make comic strips on some website are laughing at THESE deadbeats. Poor saps...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.