OK so I finally got round to that whole getting a job thing and as such I'll be relocating to West London. I'll probably be around at weekends, assuming my internet connection is working, which it isn't today, but as such anyway my time on-line will be limited for the next month or two.

I expect there will be women wailing in the streets and grown men prostrate on the ground with rage and grief at this news.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'll wail for you.

I'm having my prostrate checked.

Don't forget about us.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Whenever the wind blows it will say El Diablo Extremis.

Congratulations. If they like you, maybe you can get kaufman a job.

We'll miss you. Make sure you're online for the SC New Year's Eve Party.

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