For those of you with Uncles (or who are Uncles) who sit around at Family Gatherings and give uncomfortable wisdom/jokes during family events such as Thanksgiving, this one is for you...

For this one, its important to give the drunken wisdom or wisecrack joke that this guy is probably giving with this photo.

ie;

"well you know Jimbo, its important to make sure you smell your finger before you have sex with a girl...okay, yeah I know you are only 10 and girls are icky right now, but one day....hahaha!"

or

"Hey, guess what I just ate...." FRAAAAAAPPPtttt ".....from this smell..."

"Heh heh...when I was your age, boy, blowjobs only cost a dollar. The world is changin', Johnny."

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A dog isn't just for Christmas or a birthday. In fact, a dog can be eaten all year 'round.

Smell this bottle Timmy. Can you guess where Uncle Tom put it?

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

"Why sure, my eyes might be going out, but the kick I get from drinking rubbing alcohol is well worth it!"

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"Well, ya see, Tommy... I'm whatcha call a 'bear', and I'm askin' ya to be my 'cub'..."

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

"Now, Billy, it's time you knew about the family abyss. It's behind me. No one knows where it leads; some say it goes nowhere, and if you fall in it, you fall into darkness forever. This is where you'll go if you don't get me another beer."

That, sir, is brilliant.

"Now Suzie, what I'm about to show you needs to be our little secret, okay? No telling anybody..."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"You are going to like the way you look. I gaurantee it."