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You are either with us, or you'll be cornholed.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

"You call that a knive? THIS is a knive"

"uh....Mr President..."

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Bush personally inspected each kernel of Iraqi corn for weapons of mass destruction.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Nah.... lemme git this straight. You can't AFFORD toilet paper 'cause your job was outsourced to China and you use these.. to..?"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Look what I pulled from my ass!...hey, I suddenly do not feel like abusing my power any more...quick insert it back in."

"After a long night on the Presidential toilet and breathing toxic fumes, it has been made clear to me that corn is a weapon of mass destruction and I have asked Congress to declare war on Kansas."

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This corn... it taste like ass. No, I'm not kiddin! I want a Secret Service guy to taste this corn! I think this is the corn I sent to Kerry!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Is this one of them XBOX thirty six hundreds?"

President Bush lends his ear to the people.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"This here's the kernel I put in charge o' Afscanispan."

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