Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT
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Everyone is writing christmas themed comics, so I thought is appropriate to bring back this class FUZZYMAN series for everyone to enjoy again (or for the first time).
I submit for your approval TOBOR GOES CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, and with Fuzzyman's indulgence, invite all to further this masterwork.
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| YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TOBOR IS GOING TO ASK YOU! | |
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| Dammit, Tobor! My ass hasn't even healed yet from the last time! | |
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| TOBOR JUST WANTS YOU TO TAKE HIM CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. | |
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| I SAID... ummm... oh, okay... Let me get my keys. | |
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| Okay, Tobor. I'll meet you in front of J. C. Penney in two hours. Do you need anything else? | |
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| NO, TOBOR IS VERY ORGANIZED. HAS LIST AND EVERYTHING. FIRST PERSON ON LIST IS LADYJ. | |
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| LadyJ, huh? She's a tough one to shop for! | |
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| MUST FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL AND CLASSY FOR A SPECIAL AND CLASSY LADY. | |
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| Hmmm. Tough call. Spencer Gift? | |
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| OKAY, TOBOR GOT LADYJ NICE JAR OF HORNY GOAT WEED. WHO'S NEXT? | |
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| Hello, sir! Thank you for wandering into our store! | |
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| OH, SORRY. MIND DRIFTED. WHAT STORE IS THIS? | |
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| This, sir, is the newest World 'o Whips franchise! | |
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| HMMM. TOBOR WAS GOING TO GET SPANKLING A NICE HICKORY FARMS SAUSAGE, BUT THIS IS MUCH BETTER!!! | |
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| If you spend over $100, you get a free pair of leather chaps! | |
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| Welcome to Sam Ash Music! How can I help you? | |
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| LOOKING FOR A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT FOR MY FRIEND DRAGONXERO. | |
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| I see. What type of music does he like? Pop? Classical? Jazz? | |
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| HMMM. TOBOR THINKS IT IS SOMETHING CALLED "HEAVY METAL." | |
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| Ah, right this way to our selection of fine tubas! | |
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| OH, WAIT. NEVER MIND. TOBOR ALREADY BOUGHT DRAGONXERO COMPLETE BOX SET OF BARRY MANILOW RECORDINGS. | |
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| Welcome to Waldenbooks! How may I help you? | |
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| HELLO. TOBOR PLACED AN ORDER FOR A BOOK. IT'S A GIFT FOR TOBOR'S FRIEND ANDY DOUGAN. | |
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| Hmmm. Let me see.... Ah! "The Complete Guide to Single Malt Scotch." Is that it? | |
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| NO. MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. | |
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| Oh, I'm sorry... Here it is. "Overcoming Bed Wetting: A Beginners Guide." | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Tobor Goes Christmas Shopping - Episode 6']
get well soon Fuzzy
--- "Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka
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