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- "YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS!"
- "Oh, poppycock, I seem to have spilled some seltzer on my polo shorts."
- Though RCA will never tell you about it, 1 in 1000 will have a violent allergic reaction to the Who's on First skit.
- Ansel Adams' Jerking in the Bathroom when your Mom Walks in.
- "Lighter to Nutsack! King me!" This was a hell of a game they'd taught him in his drunken stupor.
Don't read the next one if you have a soul.
- Three hours earlier: "Jeffrey Dahmer, what a pretty name."
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.