Hello and welcome to Chaplin's Annual Joyous Songs of the Holidays.
Now all you black children,Sit back in your cozy...bean bag chair and snuggle up with your meds because your favorite christmas song is here!
Heres...(The ♫'s are musical notes cause i'm lazy!)
"The Christmas Crab Tune"
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♫Hey,hey,hey♫
♫I'm Christmas Crab
♫Tell yo dad
♫I rape from tha black
♫and lust for the whores
♫Droppin rifles for tha boys
♫and cook sets for tha girls
♫Hey,hey,hey♫
♫Who woulda thunked?
♫A crab rapin' yo mom
♫Would be such a hunk
♫Yo,yo,yo♫
♫Christmas Crab is Holiday Perfection ♫♫
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Yep the christmas Crab. He gives rifles to good little boys and well all the girls get some good crab loving! ^_^ All Hail the mythical Christmas Crab!
Boy is this a ham-boogle of a party but is there bad things about christmas? What if...
[B]"Mama was fuckin'Santa"[/b]
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♫I saw mommy fuckin' Santa
♫and I couldn't beleive my eyes
♫Mama was ridin' his bannana
♫I couldn't stop hearing mama's cries
♫My mama's mouth was filled
♫With something I hope I never get to taste
♫Santa noticed mama was very very skilled
♫Once she finished it was all on her face
♫Soon they reached their climax
♫I'm glad I videotaped
♫Cause this going VHS and DVD
♫$10.95,Buy it next week ♫♫
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Awwwwwww...memories of mom's drunken sexual "Hugz" with the creepy clowns who dressed up as cats!
.....Well how can we top off such a swing-dig??
Well lets have some Sex!
Yay!And lets hammer each other with this little sexy single...
"All I want for christmas is two good orgies"
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♫Lets all have holiday sex!
♫Lets all have some holiday joy
♫C'mon it ain't that complex
♫Also bring some toys
♫Lets fuck with Santa and Frosty
♫C'mon,baby.Orgies work
♫Lets get nice and nasty
♫C'mon!Someone grab my dick and jerk
♫C'mon someone put it in me
♫and girls put yo mouth out there
♫C'mon set yourself free
♫Suck it hard,strong as a bear
♫C'mon people,its the holiday
♫It only comes once a year
♫C'mon This doesn't make gay
♫So now who wants to volunteer?
♫All take out your cunts and ecks
♫And have ourselves some good'old holiday seeeeeex! ♫♫
Now lets party and be like the cool kids and [u]not[/u] wear protection!
Merry *--HOLIDAYS--*
-Chaplin-
(P.S Lets get Brad to go under the mistletoe!)
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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule."
-Randel,Clerks
