I decided to make a few comics for the season.

Happy Non-Denominational Winter Festival Celebration 2005! by DragonXero 12-24-05

"Santa", I'm an athiest and I'm offended by all this Christian imagery. Um... You do realize that both the Tree and I are pagan symbols, right? RELIGION IS A LIE! And Christmas is fun. I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU CENSORED! The Christians are gonna love this hypocrisy.

Non-Denominational Winter Festival Celebration (2) by DragonXero 12-24-05

Judge Vigoda! I demand that you stop Christians from rubbing their filthy religion in my face every "X-Mas"! Er... Athiests have been protected from Christians under the First Amendment for a while, why should you get special treatment? BECAUSE I'M RIGHT! Yeah. BAILIFF!

Non-Denominational Winter Festival Celebration (3) by DragonXero 12-24-05

What the hell got up your ass? I can't get the government to make celebrating religious holidays illegal! All those lights and Santas!! Why don't you just ignore them and go about your OWN fucking life? But, but then who would I pour all my leftover teenage angst onto? You could always go shoot a few abortion clinic bombers. 'swhat I do. There is wisdom in your words.

Non-Denominational Winter Festival Celebration (4) by DragonXero 12-24-05

The abominations like Santa Claus and the Pagan Tree must be abolished from Christmas! REMEBER CHRIST! Never met the guy. On the other hand, I do like getting presents. You don't understand, this is CHRIST'S day! I thought it was a Roman festival originally. In any case, PRESENTS. You just don't know the true meaning of Christmas. Well that makes two of us.

Non-Denominational Winter Festival Celebration (end) by DragonXero 12-24-05

WE MUST REGAIN CHRISTMAS FOR CHRIST! NO! WE HAVE TO ELIMINATE ALL RELIGION! Why.. why you SODOMITE! LOOK WHO'S TALKING! Father McTouchy-Feely! Should we detonate the bomb now? Sh. I'm having fun. You can't buy comedy like this.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And then Injokester went and did this, which was totally uncalled for:

Now really, is one-upping another stripper and making a comic funnier than the entire series he made a very Non-Denominational Late-December Festival way to do things? That is so not congruent with the spirit of the Non-Denominational Late-December Festival. Shame on you Injokester.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Awesome DX, just awesome.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Yeah, Injokester is pretty damn funny.

But in seriousness, thanks!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Of all the Gabe-lookalikes out there, you're my favorite, DX.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.