Okay... I've been entering FTC's forever and I finally won. I remember the good ol' days when FTC was brand new and EVERYONE entered. That being said, I want a big turn out for this one, or else... YOU'LL MAKE GERARD WAY ANGRY!!! RAWRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Here's the template:

FTC 80 Template by BigFrank105 12-26-05

Ooooh yeah, baby... I 'm likin' what I'm seein' here... Oh God, oh God, this is hot! Ahh! Ahhh!!! Hey Joey, Mom said to HOLY CRAP JOEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Jesus! Uh, Sally, this isn't what it looks like!

I'll be judging this sometime next year.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

FTC 80: Live on Stage by Scyess 12-28-05

Ooooh yeah, baby... I 'm likin' what I'm seein' here... Oh God, oh God, this is hot! Ahh! Ahhh!!! Hey Joey, Mom said to HOLY CRAP JOEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Jesus! Uh, Sally, this isn't what it looks like! It looks like you're giving a sensual massage to my Etch-a-Sketch on stage at Carnagie Hall. Okay. So it is what it looks like. You sick bastard. My Legos are still in counseling!

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"Old" is the old new.

FTC80: "Jesus exposes himself often" - Brother Paul, 1989 by UnknownEric 12-29-05

Ooooh yeah, baby... I 'm likin' what I'm seein' here... Oh God, oh God, this is hot! Ahh! Ahhh!!! Hey Joey, Mom said to HOLY CRAP JOEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Jesus! Uh, Sally, this isn't what it looks like! I hate it when they disconnect in the middle of net.sex.

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I has a flavor!

FTC 80: The Curse of Susan Sarandon's Kids by ivytheplant 12-29-05

Ooooh yeah, baby... I 'm likin' what I'm seein' here... Oh God, oh God, this is hot! Ahh! Ahhh!!! Hey Joey, Mom said to HOLY CRAP JOEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Jesus! Uh, Sally, this isn't what it looks like! You're watching avi's of The O'Reilley Factor, you sick bastard! Keep your mouth shut or I'm telling Mom where your stash of Ann Coulter books are. I hate you.

Judge already.

Aaaaaaaaand by Ivy's request I'd like to announce the winner... And that winner is UnknownEric for this hi-larious comic!

FTC80: "Jesus exposes himself often" - Brother Paul, 1989 by UnknownEric 12-29-05

Ooooh yeah, baby... I 'm likin' what I'm seein' here... Oh God, oh God, this is hot! Ahh! Ahhh!!! Hey Joey, Mom said to HOLY CRAP JOEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!? Jesus! Uh, Sally, this isn't what it looks like! I hate it when they disconnect in the middle of net.sex.

I'd like to thank everyone for entering and ummm... Yeah. Participate in UE's FTC 81!