No Beer's Eve

I’m in Iraq
And I never thought
I’d be Sober as hell on New Years Eve
I need a shot

It’s New Year eve
And I’m standing here
With painted smile, freezing cold
And an NA beer

Think I’m gonna die
Without alcohol
Cos it’s New Years Eve
Beer should be the air that we breathe

{Chorus}
I need just one beer
To keep my calm
I wanna set the New Year off with a Mother fuckin’ Irish car bomb

I need just one drink
Cos I’m on the brink
Just one damn beer
Just to ring in the New Year

{Verse II}
I am fighting for
Iraqi’s rights
On New Years Eve;
Without a beer on a Saturday night

It just seems wrong
And it’s so unfair
It’s New Years Eve and the beer should flow like fuckin’ air

{Chorus}
I need just one beer
To keep my calm
I wanna set the New Year off with a Mother fuckin’ Irish car bomb

I need just one drink
Cos I’m on the brink
Just one damn beer
Just to ring in the New Year

{Bridge}
Jack, Scotch, Wine, Jim Bean’d be fine / This NA beer I hate it
It’s like masturbating

{Chorus}
I need just one beer
To keep my calm
I wanna set the New Year off with a Mother fuckin’ Irish car bomb

I need just one drink
Cos I’m on the brink
Just one damn beer
Just to ring in the New Year

If I’m not drunk
In 2006
This whole damn year’s going to suck
Two thousand and six dicks.

This makes me squirt with joy. All you need now is to turn into Johnny Cash and it would be perfect.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

take out the swears and yeah

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why can't I get
Just one beer
Why can't I get
Just one beer
It could quench the thirst, it could quench the ph33r
But I'm waiting all year for only one beer

Why can't I get
Just one shot
Why can't I get
Just one shot
I got supermodels on my luxury yacht
But I'd trade it all in for only one

Day, New Year's Day
I am sober, and I will say
That the day is in my sight
When I drink cases of Miller Lite

O-sama sama sama O-sa-ma-ma
See what you did with war for Allah
You got your Koran, you got your fatwa
But I can't get a drink to save my own ma

I'm gonna drink it up
Drink it up
Drink it up
Drink it up
etc

or something

thx Gordon Gano

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, well, I'm still stuck in Kuwait until the 13th of January, so I'll be singing this song with you.

And I had to spend my 21st birthday over in this shithole. Talk about bad luck.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'A comic for HCRoyall']

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what if nigger meant kite

quote:

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Why can't I get
Just one beer
Why can't I get
Just one beer
It could quench the thirst, it could quench the ph33r
But I'm waiting all year for only one beer

Why can't I get
Just one shot
Why can't I get
Just one shot
I got supermodels on my luxury yacht
But I'd trade it all in for only one

Day, New Year's Day
I am sober, and I will say
That the day is in my sight
When I drink cases of Miller Lite

O-sama sama sama O-sa-ma-ma
See what you did with war for Allah
You got your Koran, you got your fatwa
But I can't get a drink to save my own ma

I'm gonna drink it up
Drink it up
Drink it up
Drink it up
etc

or something

thx Gordon Gano

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I approve

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