Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!
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| It's this God thing. I mean... some guys have to put up with an ex... but how am I supposed to compete with that! [whine] | |
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| I mean he IS omnipotent, right? See what I mean?!? Omni - Potent?!? | |
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| I realy tried to give a fuck, Joseph. But it's just not working. | |
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| Son, I know we've always been close, but I think you're taking it a bit far. | |
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| This isn't about Miss Magdalene again, is it mother? I don't feel comfortable... | |
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| Yes, son. Just because her name is Mary doesn't mean she's a nice girl. | |
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| But she treats me so well, mom! She anoints my feet with oil! | |
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| Son, she's a hooker! Last week I gave her 10 shekels and she anointed my butt with her tongue! | |
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| LA LA LA LA I'M NOT HEARING THIS! | |
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--- "Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
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