2005: The Year in Review by niteowl 1-17-06

The Channel 3 News Ticker: "Spies Welcome to Channel 3's Year in Review for 2005. I'm Bob Andweave. Like Us" by Paul McCartney named A lot of interesting stuff happened in 2005...some good, some bad. fav song by the Bush Administration Unfortunately, I'm so wasted, I can't think of anything specific right now.

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Millions of cows vow revenge as Mad Some really good movies came out in 2005. There was The 40 Year Old Virgin and... Cow disease articles knocked off newspaper frontpages by Bird Flu Um, there was some really good porn too.

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Terrell Owens to be on cover of the Ok, what else happened in 2005...War and destruction... next Madden NFL game; Eagles fans Catastrophic fires, hurricanes, and other miscellaneous acts of God... hoping his vocal chords get injured ...and who can forget the anime explosion? Sucky sucky, indeed.

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Big turnouts in many cities for MLK And now, we'd like to pay tribute to all those who passed on in 2005. day yesterday, punctuated by lots of Pope John Paul II, Frank Gorshin, Mitch Hedberg, Johnnie Cochran, Bob Denver, among others. incoherent chanting and singing I'd especially like to remember John DeLorean and Richard Pryor by cutting a line and then setting myself on fire. Amen.

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It's 4am; do you know where your It seems like every year, there is a genre of music that breaks out. crack dealer is? -- Tom Cruise is not In 1998, it was swing. In 1999, it was the Latin explosion. A few years ago, it was mallcore. crazy; he's just a Scientologist But the breakout genre of 2005 was bigger than we've ever seen before. Sucky music. Man, oh man, did we have that in abundance!

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More bombs dropped throughout the To wrap it up, 2005 was a great year. world today as -- Hey, could you be a little less cynical down there? Geez. What? There was no cynicism in that statement! It was a GREAT FUCKING YEAR!

In case you didn't get the Terrell Owens/Madden NFL reference...here's a link:

http://www.footballdocs.com/madden_curse.html

Nearly every player who has appeared on the cover of a Madden football game has either gotten injured or had their stats fall off dramatically that same year as their cover appearance.

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