This message came from my aunt's friend's armchair's best upholsterer's cousin's donkey. I believe it to be the real deal. Be forewarned.

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WOW!!! That's so spooky! I just had a conversation last night with my cousin's mother's brother's son-in-law's sister's friend's manicurist's mother-in-law's stepdaughter's boyfriend's aunt, and wouldn't you know it, she ALSO had a date with an Afghani terrorist!!!!

And listen to this: he told her not to watch ANY Christmas television programs this year, because there would be subliminal hypnotic biological viral psychological messages that would immediately infect your brain and cause paranoid teret's autistic schizophrenia!!! The FBI, CIA, ATF, FME, Justice Department, U.S. Marshals, Coast Guard, Armed Forces, Pentagon (what's left of it), Justice League of America and the Power Rangers are taking ALL necessary precautions, including confiscating EVERY copy of ALL Christmas-time programming EVER CREATED!!!!!!

Be Careful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> -----Original Message-----
>
> Hi All -
> I think you all know that I don't send out hoaxes and don't do the
> reactionary thing and send out anything that crosses my path.
> however, is a friend of a friend and I've given it enough credibility
> in my mind that I'm writing it up and sending it out to all of you.
>
> My friend's friend was dating a guy from Afghanistan up until a month
> ago. She had a date with him around 9/6 and was stood up. She was
> understandably upset and went to his home to find it completely
> emptied. On 9/10, she received a letter from her boyfriend explaining
> that he wished he could tell her why he had left and that he was sorry it
> had to be like that. The part worth mentioning is that he BEGGED her
> not to get on any commercial airlines on 9/11 and to not to go any
> malls on Halloween. As soon as everything happened on the 11th, she
> called the FBI and has since turned over the letter. This is not an email
> that I've received and decided to pass on.
>
> This came from a phone conversation with a long-time friend of
> mine last night. I may be wrong, and I hope I am. However, with one of
> his warnings being correct and devastating, I'm not willing to take the
> chance on the second and wanted to make sure that people I cared
> about had the same information that I did.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I got that one from a co-worker. Despite all my efforts to educate my co-workers about email hoaxes they continue to distribute them (although now they say something like "I don't know if this is true or not, but better safe than sorry!").

This co-worker also emailed it to some other business associates. One of those people misinterpreted the message to mean that my co-worker dated an Afghani terrorist, and he called the FBI. Shortly thereafter, the FBI called my co-worker and grilled her about her terrorist boyfriend. HA HA!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Well, you hafta understand: individuals are intelligent.

People, on the other hand, are extremely stoopid.

Y'know. Yeah, yeah you do.

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

There's a mess of good stuff at Snopes about the various war-related hoaxes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.