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Scyess 
Official Traveling Menstrual
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I've got five, so I might as well post this set.
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| I think I've gained, like, seven pounds. | |
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| A bomb just killed all 37 of my children. | |
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| If this keeps up I might have to give up eating chips in front of my 50" flat-screen. | |
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| These Americans sit from the comfort of their own country and criticize what we do. Heathen pigs! | |
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| Don't fall victim to the mass-hysteria. Although Americans are different from us, I'm sure they share the same concerns with us that all people on this planet have. | |
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| Wow... I really need to get me a 60" flat screen! Who's that guy on it? | |
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| I think that's the president. | |
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| Our lives are miserable and dehumanized. | |
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| Let's stop worrying about what other people have and unify our people and work together with what we've got to build a safe and prosperous society. | |
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| Haha! Just kidding! Let's blow up some Israeli kids. | |
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| You got me, Abdul! For a second I thought I was going to have to jihad your ass. | |
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| Assir, I can't seem to get our insurrection going. | |
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| Don't worry! We shall pool our last $800 to build bombs and recruit martyrs. | |
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| Doc... I can't seem to get an erection going. | |
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| Dont' worry! Phizer's spent $800 billion to put the prickliness back in your prick. | |
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| Have you assembled our militia? | |
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| Yes! We must not fail! If this time we again cannot raid the US Army's Viagra storehouse, my wife's going to jihad my ass. | |
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| Hey, Assir. Can I borrow a few dinars for some goat stew and filafil? | |
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| How much do you already owe me, Abdul? Don't make me jihad your ass. | |
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| What's up with the "jihad your ass" thing? It sounds kind of dumb, but you say that all the time. | |
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| If you want your dinars you will admit to Allah and the world the rapier sharpness of my blitzkrieg wit. | |
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| Forget it. They're hiring across the street, anyway. | |
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| Ooo... your ass is as good as jihaded! | |
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"Old" is the old new.
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