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Pink Donkey Wrangler
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Another one of my temporary, widely unnoticed comebacks.
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| Hey! It's Kurt Cobain! He's alive! Hey, Kurt Cobain, you're alive! | |
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| Hey, everyone, Kurt Cobain is here! Hey, Kurt Cobain, where've you been dur- | |
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| Sorry to disappoint you, man, but I'm not Kurt Cobain. I'm Jesus. | |
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| Gayvin! Let me present to you, my new friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth! | |
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| Appearently, he's some kind of religious symbol. | |
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| Oh, do you mean as Ozzy Osbourne? | |
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| So, Jesus, when are your birthday comin' up? | |
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| Well... At Christmas Day. | |
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| So anyway, I was just talkin' to Gayvin about how filthy I've been feeling since I missed church last sunday... | |
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| Hey... You are christians? | |
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| Yeah, of course. God is everything. | |
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| But... then how can you NOT know who I am? | |
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| What's christianity got to do with YOU, Jesus? | |
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| Dude! I am Jesus CHRIST, man! | |
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| Hey. Where's your friend Jesus? Have'nt seen him in a while. | |
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| I really don't get that guy. He is so darn obsessed with himself, I... I really can't stand him. | |
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| I mean, who does he think he is? God? | |
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--- All-ah ha-reh int-eh lika bra som duuuu!
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