I will be in Schaumburg, IL in 2 weeks 3 days. Last call for area residents to meet me in the flesh, without packing around a small child. My Saturday is actually looking a little grim, because the friend I'm visiting will be working a double.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Shit... the only time I WON'T be in Illinois. Schaumburg is damn easy to get to from my house too. Ah well. You should still come visit me in Milwaukee, Chicka <3

Damn geography.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I've haven't been to Schaumburg since I was really young. I do still owe you a pizza.

Just as soon as I get friends willing to put me up for a weekend there + time off work and a willing husband-babysitter...

When I googled Schaumburg, IL it sent me to a golf course. When I got driving directions to the exact address, it shaved one whole minute off my estimated travel time, therefore if it takes me 5 hours and 7 minutes to get there, I am going to be straight up pissed.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

There's always plenty of room in my dorm...

Ahhhhh just kidding. Even if I was home, Schaumburg would still be a long ass drive, but something I"d make anyway.

I'm doing the two week cha-cha.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

You're going to Charlotte now?

I am just excited at the prospect of an entire weekend free from the insanity that is my child. Of course, I'll miss him terribly while I'm gone... til I get about 2 1/2 long island iced teas in me and remember that for once, I'm not driving.

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What brad thinks of Oriana: sweet my money bell went off