Jeff Foxworthy and the one panel comics about rednecks... we all know em (assumption), so lets broaden the social concept.

Pick one social group, make fun of one stipulation in the narration bar, and depict said stereotypical action in the panel.

All comics must be one panel (hence OPC)

No comics older than 2/5/06.

No photoshopping (sorry)

Hop to it. Judgement will commence after a week or so.

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OPC 22 : You Might Be A Gamer If...

You might be a GAMER if.... you've ever caught yourself using l337sp34k in real life conversations I was like pwning this n00b and he's like STFU and i'm totally ROFLing I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR LANGUAGE!!

by finn34, 2-06-06

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You May Be A Danish Newspaper...

When you print a comic and the next day your building is on fire. Who's laughing now, bitches?

by LuckyGuess, 2-07-06

You May Have A Flesh Eating Disease...

When you take a bite out of a drumstick and your lips don't make the return trip. AAAAAAAGH! Who's laughing now, bitches?

by LuckyGuess, 2-07-06

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

OPC 22: You might be a soap opera character

You might be a soap opera character if you mistake your younger aunt for your mother with plastic surgery. J.R., I'm not really Dixie. I'm her younger half-sister, Di Henry. Would you believe I'm actually younger than you are? Damn you, Aunt Di! You took advantage of the fact that I wasn't born long enough ago to be the age I am. How could you!?

by fpd, 2-07-06

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OPC 22: You might be someone with a short attention span...

Y

by kaufman, 2-07-06

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OPC 22 : You Might Be A Trekkie If...

You might be a Trekkie if.... You spend more time "in character" then you do sleeping. Spock, set phasers for McGriddles! I'll send an away team to SuperSize it, captain.

by finn34, 2-08-06

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OPC 22 : You Might Be A Pornstar If...

You might be a pornstar if ... You regularly discuss your anal bleachings with co-workers. Seriously, one hour soaking and I feel like a new woman. Do you have the number of your spa?

by finn34, 2-08-06

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Dr. Fun ripoff, coming right up ...

You Might Be a Student of Undead University if...

Your cafeteria has a soft-serve brains machine. Greymatter smoothie with a human flesh on rye, medium rancid. You want flies with that?

by Namgubed, 2-08-06

And one that hits a little closer to home ...

You Might Be a Disgruntled Cube Jockey if...

The loafer sitting next to you rats you out for dozing off without a warning. Zzzssnxxx... Can't concentrate on solitaire with all this racket! I'll teach him ...

by Namgubed, 2-08-06

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

I live in a fun magical place called Jefferson County, Missouri. You probably know us as the meth capitol of the world.

OPC # 22: You Might Live In Jefferson County If...

You have three or more kids all from different fathers. Hey JJ, mommy's got a date tonight. Your sister will be watching you, your brother will be watching her, and you can just watch Barney.

by attitudechicka, 2-09-06

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Mediocrity at its most average.

OPC 22: You might be a chicken if ...

you're afraid to surf the web, because it is full of geeks. Geeks are circus performers who bite heads off of chickens. So there's no way I'm risking my neck by getting on the web. I'm not afraid of no geeks. It's the spiders that scare me. The web is teeming with them.

by fpd, 2-10-06

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OPC #22: You might be a Redneck if...

You might be a Redneck if you have a Red neck. Get it? LOL!

by Matt_wolfe, 2-12-06

You might be a complete pervert if...

...Nuns turn you on.

by PrimoOoze1138, 2-12-06

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

You might be a Dane if...

You might be a Dane if you wish somebody would've done this.

by lukket, 2-12-06

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OPC #22: You might be a complete moron if...

Tectonic plates need oil to glide over the earth... The USGS hired me to kill you.

by ivytheplant, 2-13-06

OPC #22: You might be a complete moron if...

The Necronomicon is like, the true grimoire and is like, the best for conjuring Blairitomas, the Dark Lord of Projectile Vomiting. Oh! My! God! That book is PURE EVIL! The magick contained within should NEVER fall into the hands of mortals!

by ivytheplant, 2-13-06

OPC #22: You might be a complete moron/luminous if...

I'll be a better friend to Ivy than boorite could ever hope to be. Say that to my face, bitch.

by ivytheplant, 2-13-06

I dont give out rule breaker awards.

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OPC 22: You might be a geek if ...

heaven wouldn't be paradise for you without computers. Welcome to heaven. You have your choice of 72 virgins or a Cherubim Amiga computer. The virgins are tempting, but I have to program. Could I take the computer and maybe get an occasional visit from one virgin?

by fpd, 2-13-06

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I dont give out rule breaker awards.

How would it have made sense if I had followed the rules?

YMBAAIASMRTFS

You might be an athlete in a sport more rigged than figure skating if ... You're a biathlete. I finished first. I won! I won! Sorry, Bjorn, the Gold Medal goes to Dick Cheney.

by kaufman, 2-14-06

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You might be a gay salesman, but no one is sure, if...

... you sell nuts for a living You look like an entity that could use some big nuts One requires many large nuts

by RedfeatheR, 2-14-06

OPC 22: You might be one of the lonely people if ...

even Eleanor Rigby doesn't want to go out with you. Eleanor, I was just writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear when I thought of you. Would you like to go out? I'm sorry, Father McKenzie, you're just not the man I'm keeping my face in a jar by the door for.

by fpd, 2-14-06

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Just to show I did read the instructions;

OPC #22: You might be a complete asshole/luminous if...

You insult someone's mother to prove how much smarter you are. "Your mama is not half the historian I AM..." What's next? My mom wears army boots?

by ivytheplant, 2-16-06

OPC #22: You might be a Mac user if...

...gaming isn't a priority in your life. But Macs don't have all the latest and greatest games on them! I'm still playing Mario on my NES.

by ivytheplant, 2-16-06

Judgement Commences now:

You might be a total last place contestant if you made this pile of crap:

You might be a 3rd place contestant if this is your comic:

OPC #22: You might be a Mac user if...

...gaming isn't a priority in your life. But Macs don't have all the latest and greatest games on them! I'm still playing Mario on my NES.

by ivytheplant, 2-16-06

You might be a 2nd place contestant if this is your comic:

OPC 22 : You Might Be A Trekkie If...

You might be a Trekkie if.... You spend more time "in character" then you do sleeping. Spock, set phasers for McGriddles! I'll send an away team to SuperSize it, captain.

by finn34, 2-08-06

And finally, you might be a 1st place contestant who has control over the next OPC if you made this comic:

OPC 22: You might be someone with a short attention span...

Y

by kaufman, 2-07-06

Congrats to all! Kaufman, the floor is yours.

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