OK --If you're drinking anything, you may want to swallow it now before it ends up all over your keyboard. Are you ready? Check this out:

Q) What do the Pope and Rice Crispies have in common?
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A) They both have mass and occupy volume!

Get it? They're are both composed of baryonic matter and as such, share certain basic physical traits in common. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA!!

Pure comedic gold. I can't believe I just give it away for free.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Yeah, but he's laughing inside.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

OK, I figured out the problem. The joke is much funnier if you replace Rice Crispies with Kellog's Corn Flakes.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I think TATER TOTS are a lot funnier than those things that you are talking about ?????????????

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.